Holmes ( parody )

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[Holmes ( parody ) @det__Holmes]

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💜 this tweet for a starter ( including a GIF , and at least a paragraphs worth of context ) from Sherlock .
if you have a certain plot idea in mind , my DMs are very much open (:

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alive .

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inHALE

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forgive me for eavesdropping , but i believe that Moran would ‘ beg ‘ for anything with you , Jim .

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this has the potential to be the most interesting Easter I’ve ever experienced .

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@Sir_JimMoriarty Happy Easter , Jim .

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is that truly what you believe ?

[🕷Jim Moriarty- RP🕷 @Sir_JimMoriarty]

I never get what I want!

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@Sir_JimMoriarty mmmmmmmmmph . . . .

fine .

simply because I’ve been so utterly bored , and am in dire need of entertainment .

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@Sir_JimMoriarty hm .

your terms are acceptable .

i’ll fake a k¡dnapping to explain my sudden disappearance .

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s t r e t c h i n g

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@Sir_JimMoriarty i must insist that one , no attempts on my life should be made .
and two , that my own personal space is respected .

adequate ?

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@Sir_JimMoriarty it would be far more interesting than staying overnight in the company of both my brother , and my parents . .

hm . . .

< if > this was a serious offer , then certain conditions would need to be understood .

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@Sir_JimMoriarty little ?
i dare say i think < highly > of you .
as an equal .

unfortunately .
i’d much rather remain in London .

though it is an . . annual occurrence .

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@Sir_JimMoriarty i thought as much .

you desired my attention , and now you have it .
was there something you needed ?
or had you thought that far ahead ?

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gingernuts .

that will be all .

[𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 •𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗒• @DeathMagpie]

Does he want anything while he’s headed that way?

Food.

Chocolates… anything?

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why are you this way.

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[𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑵 @SNIPINGSCOPES]

Need myself a cock warmer.

For research purposes.