Detached Capital

Detached Capital | Elite behavioural consultancy eliminating feelings for superior returns. Cry less, leverage more. Dark satire & unhinged humour only.

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Before the age of 30, I owned 14 rental properties despite working part time at a garden centre. People say the housing market is unfair but honestly there’s still opportunity if you’re disciplined. Here’s how I did it;

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@CoachDanGo I'd add

Don't speak to people who earn less than 40K.

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@BillAckman We're not convinced.

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We onboarded a founder who was struggling with “burnout”.

Analysis showed he was still attending his child’s school events.

We classified this as a low-yield attention sink.

Recommendation: immediate end to non-revenue emotional environments.

Performance improved 37%.

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Minimalism and sustainability go hand in hand.

That’s why I no longer buy gifts for friends or family.

Now I simply send people links to documentaries about consumption while keeping the money invested in index funds.

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@CathieDWood Out of this world!..

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@REMiller5693 True.

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The most dangerous phase of a startup is early traction.

This is when founders start believing their own narrative.

We’ve found that reducing access to positive feedback loops improves capital allocation decisions by up to 38%.

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@acq_official It's the natural flow of energy.

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@CoachDanGo Fat chance.

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We introduced mandatory yoga after discovering several analysts were carrying unresolved macroeconomic tension in their lower backs.

The issue remains unresolved but awareness is at an all-time high.

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Added to our $BLBD position after yesterday's 13% drop. Short-term price moves don't change a long-term thesis.

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@Finsee_main Up 6%. Nice. We started a position a month or so ago.

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Company policy requires all male employees to maintain visible abdominal definition.

The policy does not apply to women.

They successfully challenged the requirement during consultation while the men were busy discussing protein intake.

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@acq_official Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication - Leonardo da Vinci

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@simpleinvest01 $DOX is our pick

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Down 13% yesterday. We'll be topping up.

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$BLBD

Leading US school bus maker + high-margin aftermarket parts.

1 of 3 dominant players. Locked-in local dealer networks for municipal bidding. First-mover advantage as school fleets transition to zero-emission buses.

We're up 67% but we think it's still undervalued.

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@ChrisWillx @JamesClear My biggest mistake was avoiding mistakes.

I avoided them for years.

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@Devsthetix Eventually they evolve into furniture.

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@Mr_Derivatives Stack and chill...