Your Client

Known for saying “Can we make the logo bigger?”, “I didn’t respond to you’re email?” and “God dammit, I’m not sure what time I’ll be home tonight, honey!”

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

I’m glad I’ve spent 6 months of my life working on something that most people will either a) skip over b) curse and complain about c) comment about how awful my brand is . Ahhhhhhh advertising!

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

AOL accounts are still ok to use for resumes, right?

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

LEGIT just got 5 OOO emails from my team for a convenient time….

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

When I’m busy calling my dealer contact in Vegas……

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

@detroitsalesguy Accept travelers cheques?

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

Btw, no clue how you got my address @detroitsalesguy , but the jersey you sent came. You know, the one you emailed, texted and even faxed about. The one I declined. I’ll be sending it back…

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

It’s the smell of unsolicited #SuperBowl plans from partners…

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

BTW, my calendar is open 2/8 - 2/12…..

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

Remember when we all said we weren’t doing a #SuperBowl commercial….

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

@detroitsalesguy Sorry, we are a Threads first kinda brand. Couldn’t get TikTok approved on my BlackBerry

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

I can’t wait to see some asshole sporting the #AppleVisionPro glasses on a flight let alone have ideas for usage pitched to me in every meeting for the next 12 months.

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

Anndddd I just got this in my feed….

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

PRO TIP: You can make a lease payment as low as you want if you put over $5k down at signing …

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

Remember when this used to be fun??

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

Thanks for the 15 reminders about your March Madness brackets. My inbox thanks you as well.

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

When it comes to being “the worst”, who does it best?

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

I’m now asking to make a digit even bigger now that we don’t have 0% APR.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ads are too frequent on Twitter and too big. Taking steps to address both in coming weeks.

[Your Client @DetAutoClient]

@garyvee @mntge_io Sadly, no. I’ve got some videotapes to return…