detroit sales guy 💸

Your average detroit sales guy who loves: clients, clients kids, clients pictures on Facebook, and sandbagging. Maker of dreams (that can be expensed).

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

99.6%-99.9% of people don’t click on what you do for a living. Sleep tight!

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

After making it out of an Adcraft and meeting an actual client to say hello to and agree to a follow up.

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

Winning! https://t.co/2riYHHRYck

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The one rep who asks the first question at the media day.

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

What’s been happening lately on X?

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@JK13 Elon tweets and Temu ads. You know, the regular stuff.

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

This sure is some healthy organic engagement in my notification tab!

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Banning a media site? That is a competitor?

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

When a co-worker sees that I replied to a Friday email.

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

With LinkedIn down I’ll just have to come to X to be jealous of my competitors I guess.

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

Happy I’m not working a “war room” tonight. God bless, all you social heroes.

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

Me and any work plans I had for today as I mourn.

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

@DetAutoClient All good. You can just pay for it with a check I’ll never cash!!

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

@DetAutoClient Think of how many PowerPoints you could review sitting on your couch?

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If the ‘ambitious goals’ are a shitload of job cuts, then I guess he’s not wrong.

[CNBC @CNBC]

Google CEO says more job cuts are needed in 2024 in order to reach ‘ambitious goals’ https://t.co/CBVwgINVA5

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When I don’t hit my Q3 or Q4 quota

[The Detroit News @detroitnews]

Gores speaks: 'We do have to change something. I can't tell you exactly what it is' https://t.co/HpQh8xosnC

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

So I can just say “go fuck yourself” ? I haven’t tried that before.

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

Underdelivery? Client: I want my $2!
Overdelivery? Client:

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One social platform is pretty anti-Semitic and another promotes Osama Bin Laden- and you are pissed at me for under delivery?

[detroit sales guy 💸 @detroitsalesguy]

Dad, what was it like when you could expense travel for your clients?

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215. Lol.