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Still two thousand late.

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"You'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE!" -Enthusiastic Optometrist

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Everyone in Oakland is so nice omg 😭

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When my coworkers say I’m all over the map, they don’t know it but this is the map they’re talking about:

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@LosCampesinos @short_fictions Any chance to buy 2 tix to the SF show on June 27?

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But if anyone tries to do the same thing to me, I just say, "That's ok, I'm sure you have a lot going on."

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One of my favorite toxic habits is immaculately cleaning my apartment before someone comes over and then saying, "Oh so sorry about the mess." 🥰

[Female Copywriter @Femalcopywriter]

Creative directors after giving conflicting feedback

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@pauloleandro One is weird long duck and the other is hot long duck.

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@lesliestaysup How dare you

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@lucysandwick @RGA THEY ARE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT LIKE NAMES ON A BIRTHDAY CAKE SHOW SOME RESPECT

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Big logo energy is the opposite of big dick energy.

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@AnnaHollinrake 🖤🖤🖤💔

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If they were free-range, cage-free, non factory farmed, antibiotic-free, hormone-free, non-GMO, grass fed and humanely slaughtered -- ya I'd probably eat a human.

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I’m drunk. What is the “this” in MC Hammer’s U Can’t Touch This???

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@indianjones27 You shall not pass - kidney stone Gandalf.

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@jesseax Tomorrow may or may not be something that happens.

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Tough guys who throw half a bottle of beer into the street to shatter it in movies. What is that about?

[R/GA @RGA]

I am loved.
I am enough.
I am better than the ads targeting me think I am.

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@kateschwed God I love this.

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@Caitlin_Delano @pauloleandro I’m so out of the loop I don’t even feel seismic events anymore.

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@literarytally Why then did he also give me parts that jiggle? 🧐