𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ

⠀ ⠀ . . . on the case. or whatever they say in

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
🫆🪄 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

⠀ next file —
eugh. cenobites, again?

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

⠀ writing down case notes. don't mind if he takes a moment to respond. he's ... focused.

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

⠀ where the FUCK did his
hat go this time — ???

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

perfect.ᐟ makes it a lot easier. and now to see where the hell he's at currently ...

[⋆·˚ ༘ * 𝕿𝙞𝙣𝙖.ᐟ 🏳️‍⚧️ @LissomeCynosure]

alright. one second— there we go. defrosted it along the way as well, hope that's alright.

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

remember if i get pinched for some of this stuff, it won't go great for you either.

oh— and leave the notes off the work files, 𝒑lease.

[⋆·˚༘ *𝕸𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝕬𝙞𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨.ᐟ @525LINEDIVINE]

oh, i'll look wherever i like, mac. you know that.

but don't worry, i won't leave a trace outside of my own folders. this time.

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

yeah, yeah. eyeball my case files all ya' want. and the weird crap.

just remember to keep it in your folders. y'know, the ones i labeled for you?

[⋆·˚༘ *𝕸𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝕬𝙞𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨.ᐟ @525LINEDIVINE]

amongst other places, yes. i am everywhere.

the internet is such a delightful thing.

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

rats, usually. there's a few frozen in the freezer—

[⋆·˚ ༘ * 𝕿𝙞𝙣𝙖.ᐟ 🏳️‍⚧️ @LissomeCynosure]

cause i'll bite back if it does.

alright. i'll try it. what does he eat?

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

not usually, no. he's very friendly.

[⋆·˚ ༘ * 𝕿𝙞𝙣𝙖.ᐟ 🏳️‍⚧️ @LissomeCynosure]

...does it bite?

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

mhm, and my phone — and that tape i've got in a box stuffed somewhere under the television.

i'm aware.

[⋆·˚༘ *𝕸𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝕬𝙞𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨.ᐟ @525LINEDIVINE]

i saw. i am in your computer.

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

damn, really? i offered an even trade off too ...

[⋆·˚༘ *𝕸𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝕬𝙞𝙧𝙬𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙨.ᐟ @525LINEDIVINE]

but none for you. keep trying, though. it's amusing.

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

" maybe don't repeat that one, huh? that's an adult word that'll land us both in trouble, "

chuckling.
" but, yeah— "

[❝ S P U D ❞ @pxcketsized]

Sniffs..

“Y..yeah, an asshole—“

Spud noooo-

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

" darlin' that cashier was what we call an '𝒂sshole'. "

he'll pay for her happy meal, if she wants to try again.

[❝ S P U D ❞ @pxcketsized]

“I tried to buy a happy meal with my shiniest penny and the cashier laughed in my face—“

Sniffles, hugging her penny close with big, wet eyes.

“What’s wrong with my penny???”

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

yeah, it's a habit he's gotta cut back on. ol' whoopsie right there.

[❝ S P U D ❞ @pxcketsized]

Oh-

Her face scrunches much like a cat when they smell something particularly funky—

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

very understandable. catches attention and fresh eyes very quickly.

. . . don't mind the whiff of magic and cigarettes on him.

[❝ S P U D ❞ @pxcketsized]

Nah, she just likes sniffin’ and starin’ at people she’s never met-

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

waving back.ᐟ does she ... by any chance, need something?

[❝ S P U D ❞ @pxcketsized]

Tilts her head waaayy back to look up at the stranger.

A paw is then raised to give a wave in greeting!

[𝑯𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍. 𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵.ᐟ @detectivehoren]

mm?
oh.ᐟ a mushling~

hello.

[❝ S P U D ❞ @pxcketsized]

New people!

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