dethirz

every day I pray for a big meteor to smash into the earth and wipe out all life

[dethirz @dethirzz]

@solitaryoaks regardless, the toilet shall remain

[dethirz @dethirzz]

@solitaryoaks that means you haven't drank enough

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@solitaryoaks the toilet will always be there for you

[M_N @lightsmoke7]

@OurHiltsHurt

[dethirz @dethirzz]

look, tomorrow might be the greatest night i've had in years or I'm going to die. take it or leave it but if I don't say anything for like three or four days I am actually dead, but hopefully I'll have a positive k/d ratio

[dethirz @dethirzz]

remember, as quick as they come as quick as they go. there is always a catch, no matter how good it might seem. be prepared, be ready. i'm not telling this to you i'm telling it to myself because i'm lowkey losing my mind again

[dethirz @dethirzz]

@descayote radio check

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@BoysLoveGroyper gott dem vek idioter

[dethirz @dethirzz]

i've never met anyone that it got better for, it only got worse, that's the best part

[dethirz @dethirzz]

@AltSanfo women? no, this is not the hour for that

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@dnsploit completely understandable the way these people can work, it's insane

[dethirz @dethirzz]

@Connor_longlive @MangaMeathead @MuKuDk2 if jaime was as honorable and righteous as he implied himself to be, he would have killed aerys after he burned the starks, whereas even if barristan did not like aerys at all he was still willing to die for him. as ned said, jaime served the king well, when serving was safe.

[dethirz @dethirzz]

working out forearms so I can beat my dick into shape like a hammer on an anvil, those evil twinks will pay

[micher @XavierBasedFan]

95% of furrytwt is just this

[dethirz @dethirzz]

@yvestslutrent

[dethirz @dethirzz]

@UpdatingOnRome the Romans attempted to emulate the Greeks for thousands of years, they abandoned their old italic ways long before the Greek conflicts. it’s no surprise they eventually adopted Greek as their court and state language. they even styled their autocrats as basileus eventually

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oh god fucking damn it I just realized I made a Scalie pitch black from rise of the guardians

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@solitaryoaks my diet consists of sardines, cigarettes and beet root supplements

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@descayote poop drop