Dethklok Lyrics Bot

posting high-quality metalocalypse prose every 6 hours. klokateer @akuman_

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If the Twitter API truly becomes a paid service, I don't have it in me to pay any kind of money a month to keep this bot running. I made this bot deep in a final project in university to make myself laugh and I'll miss it. Thanks, Apartheid Clyde.

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There is no way to avoid this fee

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Oh, like go back to school / And get myself a degree / In something fucking useless / Like psychology

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Welcome to your resting place / Please enjoy your stay

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I'm a rocket, a fucking weapon / Of mass destruction, destroy the planet

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I really think that I should be dead / I saw the bill and then I cry bled

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Hammer

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I pick out fighting outfit / Don't want my pants too tight

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[William Murderface]: Oh, fuck

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I tamper with the evidence / At Odin's murder site

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There are no fingerprints / Deep under water / Nothing to tie one to a crime

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It burns! I'm fried to my loins

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Nathan Explosion!!!

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[Nathan Explosion]: I'm gonna go have a sandwich!

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I am captain evil stomper

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Hot Topic gift card… that combined with a polymer… will explode

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You’re gay

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French vanilla roast

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I gotta pull out, I'm saving my life

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It's so cold that I'll get the flu

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Impeach God / Now

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I can't be killed, I have no way to die