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the jigsaw accomplice. currently living with new jersey's former #1 fbi agent.

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

// Going on an indefinite hiatus, life is getting too busy for my liking to keep up with a consistent storyline! Love you guys ❤️

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm He's so soft- Oh my god, Pete, I can't believe you did this. He's gorgeous, such a sweet little creature.

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

Peter is acting suspicious.

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm Oh, sweet thing.. I haven't had a dog since I was so young. I'm.. excited, admittedly.

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm God, I should've known- The collar, the food dishes- I just thought I was being neurotic. Is he a baby? How big will he get?

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm ..you got us a puppy. I- Can I see him..?

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm I was looking for- You what.

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm Uh huh.. Okay, so what is it? Does it have any correlation with the collar I found in your sock drawer?

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm What, divorcing me already?

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm ..Sure, what's up.

[🌸💀 ScaryJojos 💀🌸 @scaryjojos]

Grumpy Old Men escape from Saw City #hoffstrahm

[Pluto/Viktor 🪱 #2 Perpetua hater @moose__traacks]

Alright, a thread on the analysis of Mark Hoffman’s wardrobe throughout the Saw series 🧵

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm @ax5rt FUCK OFF??

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm CAPTURED????

[Li @Bioticfqctor]

Good boy . #saw #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #markhoffman #peterstrahm

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm Can't say no to you, baby..

[Peter Strahm @FBIAngelStrahm]

It’s official. We are married.

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm Aw, so soon? You mean I can't pull you off somewhere into a storage closet for now and kiss you silly?

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm Heh. I suppose so.. If we ever run into some problem, at least I know where he lives. Isn't that right?

[mark @DetHoffman1965]

@FBIAngelStrahm I wish you would. I love you, it makes my chest hurt. I hope the ache never leaves.