Mike Detmer - Michigan Patriot Parody

Failed congressional candidate and everyone’s favorite used car salesman. Prez of the Elissa Slotkin Fan Club. Parody account that is protected under the 1st

[Mike Detmer - Michigan Patriot Parody @detmer_mike]

I was told I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, so I became a disappointment.

[KellyBundy @GreatKellyB]

Ooof! How embarrassing. @detmer_mike https://t.co/iKntv4C7lr

[Kasey Helton @KaseyHelton05]

@MIGOP State Senate Primary candidate Mike Detmer refers to #Ukraine President Zelenskyy as “nothing more than a camera whore and a two-bit crime boss.” Unaware of the irony, he says this while filming himself from the safety of his 🚗 here in the United States.

[Les Mainwaring @LesMainwaring]

@LeakHonesty @MIGOP Hi Kasey: I've hated Detmer since he ran for the GOP nomination for Congress in #MI08 in 2020. These videos he does during working hours are in his SUV while he's supposed to be selling cars at Fowlerville Ford. I, too, was outraged to hear him attacking President Zelenskyy!

[Mike Detmer - Michigan Patriot Parody @detmer_mike]

@MichiganTea I didn’t even get to mention his divorce.

[Mike Detmer - Michigan Patriot Parody @detmer_mike]

@FenixAmmunition @MichiganTea2021 @freep Why reply to someone then block them? 🙄

[Franz von Rabenau @Ravensroost101]

@detmer_mike The only panties I see dropping from this pic are yours. Don't get mad though, cuz I don't say it in the misogynistic, ignorant way you meant. Most of us don't see tools as fashion accessory or care how soft your underwear is.
You make men and gun owners look bad.

[Lucky Spartan @luckyspartan]

@ratemyskyperoom @DetmerMike Detmer sells cars at Fowlerville (MI) Ford -- and spends a good part of his day on social media --- doing his campaign oddities. #mikedetmer @detmer_mike

[Mike Detmer - Michigan Patriot Parody @detmer_mike]

@leftofcentermi Please don’t kink shame us.

[J @jessupatlarge]

@SethAbramson So it's an important report, you say.
So it's something all of us should read, you say.
You're an attorney, journalist, professor, and citizen that won't give up on America, you say.

But I am not allowed to read your "report" unless I pay ahead of time.

🤔 Dollars first, always

[Mike Detmer - Michigan Patriot Parody @detmer_mike]

@JeffreyGSmith @DetmerMike @mike_detmer @ABetterRepublic

[Jeff Smith @JeffreyGSmith]

@detmer_mike @DetmerMike @mike_detmer @ABetterRepublic 😊 Mike wishes. He’s denying what he clearly said on tape. And like you, Mike Detmer blocked me back during his previous failed campaign, for the Republican nomination to run vs Elissa Slotkin for Congress in #mi08. Putz.

[Mike Detmer - Michigan Patriot Parody @detmer_mike]

@MksNoSns Fair point. I’ve always been an embarrassment.

[Mike Detmer - Michigan Patriot Parody @detmer_mike]

Yes. I’m a national embarrassment now. https://t.co/nJDgHonyPw

[Mike Detmer - Michigan Patriot Parody @detmer_mike]

I’m famous! 🤣 https://t.co/PMelHE2Icz

[Mike Detmer - Michigan Patriot Parody @detmer_mike]

@DetmerMike Jkjk I wear my mask all the time.

[Mike Detmer - Michigan Patriot Parody @detmer_mike]

Just kidding! I’m actually running for president on 2024! My running mate will be my last shred of dignity.

[Left Right Center MI @leftofcentermi]

Distressing video of Ryan D. Kelley & Jason Howland—both 2022 candidates & Jan. 6 participants—calling for the arrest of Gov. Whitmer, AG Nessel, & SOS Benson over covid mandates. Both men have come under scrutiny for their proximity to the Whitmer kidnapping suspects. (1/2)

[FOX 2 Detroit @FOX2News]

"If you see something you don't like happening with the machines, and you see something going on, unplug it from the wall," said Ryan Kelley, who is running for governor. https://t.co/iUGCqobVkL

[American Bridge 21st Century @American_Bridge]

NEW: GOP #MIGov candidate Ryan Kelley goes on an absurd rant: "Democracy equals socialism equals communism."

How could Michiganders ever trust someone like Ryan Kelley to appoint who's certifying election results?

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Last week a MAGA VA woman threatened to show up to school w/loaded guns. This week MAGA Candidate for MI Gov Ryan Kelley tells poll workers to unplug machines & State senate candidate Mike Detmer says show up “lock & load, & armed.”😳

This. Is. Terrorism.