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Half-human|Half-amazing

[Sumsum 💞💞 @mielaryor]

This is one of my favourite hymn.
Yoruba hyms>>>> English

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[Shadow @DotunRCA]

You never know what people are doing in their house or during product meetings

[Faka001🦅 @Fakaofwest1]

We were once a club 💔

[Bambi @khafid100]

Like go and show them, son 😭😭😭

[Jay - Hyphenated History UK @HyphenatedJay]

TW: winter

I dunno who needs to hear this but they’ve got wool coats on sale on Mango

[Not  nice 🌋 @notnice134]

“sir please, he is speaking vernacular”

[🇬🇧The Mayor of Ibadan🇳🇬 @Iam_mayorkush]

when you're passionate enough you'll fly to Spain to collect it from Rodri

[AgricQueen @ChimdiIbeawuchi]

When I took a course in Communication, one of the first things they made me do was slow down my speech.
At the time, I didn’t understand why.

Today, whenever I meet someone who talks very fast, I just smile because I know exactly what’s happening.

In many cases, people who speak quickly have minds that process information at an incredible pace. They move from one idea to another in seconds, often long before everyone else has caught up.

I bet people at Chowdeck have to chase Femi around with a Pen and Paper just to catch up with his thought process.

[D I K E H @iamdikeh]

my brother, the person wey baff am nko? 🤣🤣🤣

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Disgusting behaviour by the Argentinians at the end, especially Paredes.
Just a bunch of nasty violent thugs, and a disgrace to football. Never been so happy to see a team lose.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

90 minutes and this is Messi’s highlight in a WORLD CUP FINAL😭

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 @Thugg_Speedman]

As a dad, the ending?.....this hurt me too

[Dr Iretioluwa Akerele @ireteeh]

Posting the data page of your passport on social media is another reason I will always have a job.

[JoBelle @Jojo_agboola]

UK shoppers be honest 😂

When the cashier asks “Do you want your receipt?”

Do you:
Take it every time
Say “no thanks” and leave

Because somehow the one time you don’t take it is when you actually need it😭

[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

Crown Prince Haakon of Norway beats the drum as the Norwegian people and the national team row together.

[Nanyo 💋🖤 @Nanyo_sae]

When I'm upset, I vocally count 1-20. It could go on till I feel better. My niece( 3 yrs) wasn't having it with her baby brother (7 months). I saw her counting something that looks like 123. Babe was imitating me, she just wasn't patient enough before she decided to bite him back.

[Nwababy💜 @thequeen_esther]

Dem remove my Mama from "reconciliation committee" in church for a young woman whose husband has been beating her, because she talk say if na her pikin, she go carry am back home.

Dem talk say she get divisive spirit 😭

[Funmi @Funminz]

Just remember, if someone is making £100K a month trading stocks, they wouldn’t need to sell you a course.