detective

uuuuggghhhh

[emily pengvvins 🐧💗🦋 @pengvvins]

Imagining trying to explain this to my grandparents

[detective @detpoasting]

Is there a sound that comes from the walls?
Crazy.

Were you ever crazy?
Rats.

Did you buy a present for the rat you love?

A rubber room with rats.
Why don't you say that three times?

A rubber room with rats
A rubber room with rats
A rubber room with rats.

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

My uncle in prime unclemode rn, you may not like it but this what peak performance looks like

[detective @detpoasting]

uuuuuuuuuuuoooooohhghhhhhhhh

[detective @detpoasting]

Jesus be like "Pharisee niggas must have amnesia. They forgot I'm him."

[detective @detpoasting]

she sharded on my jorts until I tums

[detective @detpoasting]

there's no greater pleasure in life than to spent 16 hours working and commuting and then doing it all over again for 40 years