SE LDN Bandit 🇨🇲🇬🇧🐉♌️

Black Male. @dettaent4. Second Account. NSFW Content

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[SE LDN Bandit 🇨🇲🇬🇧🐉♌️ @dettaent3]

Any female who wants this? Let me tell you all about myself real quick.

(If you are a male, skip to part four of this thread).

THREAD:

[JIGGAVEL 🇬🇩🇯🇲 @BoofDaddi]

Took wood?

[ْ @tronzyjr]

i'm so loyal to music i'll hunt down a song i used to love 6 years back

[Luh @Luheah]

Thought she was about to drop the naughtiness sui ever

[SE LDN Bandit 🇨🇲🇬🇧🐉♌️ @dettaent3]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[jasmine @somebrightgirl]

i miss old twitter when everybody used to interact with each other 😂

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

Please date someone who’s always excited to fuck and have sex with you

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

I can’t believe a migrant buying a house after 4 years of living in the UK has angered the whole population

[driverbod @driverbod125]

I love how many responses to this are “don’t consult, just do it” 😂

[ًً @muxsin2003]

Anything for the slums of SE, takes a billion years to get from SW to there

[Seth Joseph @SethJoseph95]

WWE was the reason why I fell in love with rock music hearing these songs as the theme of the PPV. Miss those days 🥹

[Ronke Lawal @ronkelawal]

They're charging £3k per month for a one bedroom flat in Elephant and Castle.

That's the strongest birth control possible.

[Chan ❤️ @ChanIncognito]

Priced Londoners out of London, now they are shocked there aren’t enough kids in London schools🫩

[SE LDN Bandit 🇨🇲🇬🇧🐉♌️ @dettaent3]

🤣🤣🤣

[Savage🥀 @ihysavage]

the throat of no return

[Ash @theashrb]

They’re consulting on my old secondary school closing for this reason lol it’s at under 50% occupancy… there simply aren’t enough children! Makes sense why my brother had like 14 people in his form class.

[AP🇭🇹 @114AP]

This felt so real when I was a jit

[SE LDN Bandit 🇨🇲🇬🇧🐉♌️ @dettaent3]

@isabelco1e So cute

[SE LDN Bandit 🇨🇲🇬🇧🐉♌️ @dettaent3]

@isabelco1e What happened?

[J O H N @RomanEra0]

You couldn't tell me this wasn't real when I was a kid. It's one of the greatest tv segments in wwe history

[Ace Humphreys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🦢 @Ace109610]

If you're listening to this in 2026
your music taste is elite

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

I aint dying for this country ill tell u that for free