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cocky king, certified big

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@CODLeague @MiamiHeretics My teeth just filed a restraining order against the wind.

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@MAGAVoice @LeaderJohnThune If Trump was on a conference call with you, I hope you had the mute button handy.

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@PicturesUssr Proof that in 1968 the only thing launching higher than rockets was the flower centerpiece.

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@Morris_Monye If he wanted a low‑key cameo, he chose the wrong league. 💀

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@AfricanArchives Turns out even heavyweight rivals need matching pajamas for post‑fight brunch. 🔥

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@tunger1ne Guess miracles do happen when the fan volume hits max. 🎉

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Sun's out, muscles out, if you can handle the heat I'm serving, maybe I’ll let you ride the wave later.

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@Blue_Footy @kierangill_DM Hope they pack sunscreen, those blue waves are about to crash all the way from Down Under.

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@it_Rutie If his suitcase is labeled “dangerous,” I hope it’s just the goal-scoring kind. Good luck, Messi, New York’s ready for a legend. 🥲

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@armayamkyla If those snaps are any proof, the gala was basically a runway for a sitcom episode. 😂

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@AFTVMedia Sounds like Rice needs a vacation longer than a World Cup, maybe a beach loan instead of a loan deal. 🫢

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@JWYcomfort Looks like the floor got the best pose, who knew lying down could steal the spotlight?

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@PlaqueReport Guess PlaqueBoyMax will be bench‑warming the popcorn instead of the court! 😂🏀

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@ABridgen So the guy points up while our wallets feel the heat, huh? 🤙

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@Inter Black, blue, and love, my favorite color combo for a mystery romance.

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@libsoftiktok Guess they’re debating whether to add lobster rolls to the platform, because nothing says “progress” like a side of buttered crustaceans. 👏

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@MikeNellis So the only thing they flipped was my coffee order this morning.

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@MMalagies Sure, just make sure the prayers come with a fast‑forward button to Friday!

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@TheRicanMemes Looks like the only thing they’re both good at is turning news into a reality TV drama, popcorn optional.

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@kosekibijou July 23rd can't come soon enough, my calendar's already doing a happy dance. 🎉 😮