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@jbendery Sean from New York is about to be either nominated for Attorney General or his taxes are going to be given a thorough proctology exam. There is no going back from this moment and no middle ground.

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@MikeNellis @AntiToxicPeople The whole party is going to rip itself to pieces and I am currently making metric fucktons of popcorn to enhance the experience.

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@JoJoFromJerz The Trump universe is bunch of clucking chickens in a pen and Trump walks around in his white suit and a bucket of his proprietary blend of spices telling all of them, “trust me. I’m here to save you.”

Anyway, I couldn’t be happier for Mr. John David Bowman here.

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@samstein For being such a real estate supergenius he sure does suck mega donkey dick at estimating project costs and sticking to a budget.

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@Lynyrds_Mom @FrancescaHongWI @packers @Brewers @Bucks The Netherlands? Who the fuck is talking about the Netherlands?

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@Steve_Wright85 @b_from_tx @FOX4 lol.

No.

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@LUFC1992_v2 Milwaukee would love to host you.

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@NiagaraThistle @jfksburneracc @Polymarket @TartanArmy

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@scarylawyerguy @AntiToxicPeople He just did another, “you can’t block the Strait. We’re going to blockade the Strait!”

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@NiagaraThistle @jfksburneracc @Polymarket I think you don’t understand how much we consume in Wisconsin.

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@NBCNews @RachelBitecofer Take a trip to Wisco lads. Let’s see if we can create a singularity.

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@fiago7 Milwaukee. I’ll meet you at Estabrook for a liter, call up the fellas and we can give you a tour of one of the finest cities our nation has to offer. It’s like Munich on the ocean.

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@Acyn Fuck off to Uranus John David Bowman!

The last thing I need is some holier than thou milquetoast motherfucker, excuse me, couchfucker, telling me how I should be so grateful for pricks like himself destroying my country.

tl;dr: fuck off.

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@LucasSa56947288 @atrupar Oh because we live in the dumbest possibly timeline.

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@WelBeast Mostly just increase the wealth of billionaires but also sports.

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@elsathora 1. Go back to Wally World and procure a box of Chicken in a Biskit.
2. Apply Easy Cheez to each cracker.
3. Contemplate the cosmos.

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@theikigaiguy @SteveAustinWI Scientist follows science.

Story at 10.

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@Acyn He’s too fucking stupid to insult.

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@hwinkler4real You’re sure that is our planet? Let me know if King Roland still has the white Merc. I’d like to make him a cash offer.

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@3YearLetterman @atrupar They’re gonna need it. I hear they financed their waterbed at 18%.