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21. ♎️♎️♎️. kick my feet up on u dumb hoes, shine for my mom tho ✨

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Angel on earth, to angel in heaven. Cancer is a horribly ugly thing, but she was beautiful and selfless. Rest easy Mama, I love you forever. 🎀

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white people love inviting you over to come see their remodeled home

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When you gon let me fuuuuck Ms. Parker??

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@dawmean Gone too soon 💔

[( ˘ ³˘)♥ jodi @deuceblockjodi]

Who do I need to contact to bring back the funnel cakes in the southland mall parking lot

[( ˘ ³˘)♥ jodi @deuceblockjodi]

@natalie_elisexo The keys get me every time

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Woke up thinking about The episode of Futurama where they show Seymour has been waiting for Fry to come back every since he left now I’m crying

[( ˘ ³˘)♥ jodi @deuceblockjodi]

Dreams are ruining my sleep please no more adventures I just want to sleep

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This mf ate all my good bagels I’m about to commit murder

[( ˘ ³˘)♥ jodi @deuceblockjodi]

I guess it’s time fa me to rap again freestyle over the phone got bitches tappn in

[( ˘ ³˘)♥ jodi @deuceblockjodi]

every few months mozzys I’ll never tell em shit becomes my fav song again

[( ˘ ³˘)♥ jodi @deuceblockjodi]

I am 1000% sure something will go very wrong and I’ll have a horrible day if I put my left shoe on before my right what is wrong with me

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I bet he spent alll day doing it at different restaurants mf was a menace

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I was just tryna eat my damn chicken at Roscoes today when all of a sudden the crackhead they let come in decided to pull the fire alarm and do the most cartoon ass Scooby Doo ass run out the door

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@mackytbh Lmao I saw it somewhere else 😂😂😭

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The Infant gon keep saying stupid shit and y’all gon KEEP giving him a platform lololol

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The inner corner of my right eye and every pair of lashes I’ve ever owned have beef

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I don’t think this is wrong of me I think it would be fair

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Every time he brags to me about how long his locs have gotten I kinda want to throat punch him and connect him to a slow drip iv of chemo

[( ˘ ³˘)♥ jodi @deuceblockjodi]

Ok I might get called stupid for this one but I wish I understood pulp fiction more