Deuce McFub

Vols ‘97 | Semi-Pro Fingerbanger | Licensed Womp Instructor | Father of 1.5 | Trump 2028

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Luke Bryan makes music for guys who grab their fish with 2 fingers

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If Tennessee looses I’ll shove a Moe’s Stack up my ass #letsgogetem

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Holy shit, Deuce is out of retirement to talk about how shit that halftime show was.

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Cmon man

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It’s 9am and I’m already horny. #wtf

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Just shaved! Feelin’ great with my #extrainch

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#blackoutwednesday ✊🏿

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@rivers_don14485 “Hummer” get rid of the aviators and get yourself a pair of Costas.

The ladies will love it.

-Deuce

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@munchmaster0 Geez man what a loser

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@TaylerUSA @anthonycabassa Deuce is getting political.

Los Angeles is the land of faggots and retards.

Yours

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It’s gay for men to listen to Morgan Wallen as their main artist #TheTruth

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@MartyTrinkleton Shit is lame, Marty.

Regards,

Deuce

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@davidfromuptown Guido can sing!?

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@walkemdown865 Steve,

I see you no longer want to rape Paul. I’m glad to see change coming into your life.

All the best,
Deuce

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@BigDickRick_Sw XXL? Holy moly Big Rick!

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@CletusButtcock He is quite fat that’s for sure.

Thanks for the insight Cletus,

Deuce

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This bundle of joy just fell out of my tree. What a blessing to raise this guy for the next year.

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Breaking News: QB Nico Iamaleava parts ways with Tennessee after attending a Theta Chi party.

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Never kill yourself #RapeAaronHernandez