Lucifer

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

king of crossdressing

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

this was literally soooooo worth logging back on to twitter

[I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! @imacelebrity]

Presenting 'Bum, Thighs, Breasts, Nice!' by Jungle Crew ft. MC Hazza 🎤.

You're welcome. #ImACeleb

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

“hello 999? yes i’d like to order about... 100 pounds of aloe vera... to be delivered directly to mr. walliams’ house. thank you.”

[antanddec @antanddec]

@davidwalliams Hilarious David. You should be on TV every night doing stuff like that..... oh hang on... 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

rip charles aznavour. a legend in the purest sense of the word.

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

DECLAN DONNELLY’S WRISTS RT IF YOU AGREE

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

@fstella04 hope you feel better nonetheless :-)

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

caption this

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

Happy 12th Birthday Dec @antanddec

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

CAN ANT AND DEC STOP BEING SO CUTE & PRECIOUS PLS????????? @antanddec HAPPY BIRTHDAY DECKY. 43 SUITS U SO WELL ALREADY

[AntandDec Fan Club @AAD_FanClub]

Being An AntandDec Fan be like:

AntandDec cuddling their partners:
awwwww they are so #cute❤️

AntandDec cuddling each other:
OMG! BLOODY #CutenessOverload #adorable #couplesgoals #OTP #madeforeachother
*sigh* *swoon* *faint*

#AntMcPartlin #declandonnelly

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK OMG JSJSKSJKS

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

@fstella04 fuck them. you deserve way better

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

goooooooood morning. beautiful day to remember that piers morgan is an idiotic shithead ☀️

[Nikki @GiraffenNikki]

I still ship them!

[ABC News @ABC]

"Better is good," former Pres. Barack Obama: “Do not let people tell you the fight’s not worth it because you won’t get everything that you want...Better’s always worth fighting for." https://t.co/a4VmXG4UZF

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

@fstella04 your tweets are literally my favourite tweets of all time. they always manage to make my day 😂

[cam 🍉 @camsensual_]

when person a calls person b exclusively by stupid nickname or last name until person b finds themselves in danger and person a shouts their proper name in distress rt if you agree

[Lucifer @deusesmortuus]

i’m not saying Ant better be Godfather, but Ant better be Godfather.