BoiCirrótico

Estudante de medicina e sommelier de figurinhas nas horas vagas

[dr. hell @trevorcrumbo]

this was a clear act of self-defense. the kid attacked him first. honor remains intact

[trifurcação do LSD @felipiixx]

pode ir tocar porta agora irmãozinho

[Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain]

Os pais rivais discutindo e o filho no meio com a blusa metade de cada time.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

que cena maravilhosa.

[Felipe Leme @LEME12]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou virar um urso viado?

[Madeleine Lacsko @madeleinelacsko]

O juri popular aliviou a pena da mãe do Henry Borel.

A mae que deixava o amante torturar o filho pequeno.

A mãe que foi ao cabeleireiro antes de ir à delegacia.

É um país amaldiçoado .

Desejo que cada imundo que aliviou a pena tenha todas as noites pesadelos de tortura até enlouquecer.

[☙ @layzhis]

as outras seleções chegando nos Estados Unidos com ternos de grife e a seleção brasileira parecendo que tá indo cumprir pena em regime semiaberto

[Gabriel Avelar @ogavelar]

Brazil has officially entered it’s Russian joke moment.

A man is on a street corner in Moscow yelling “The president is an idiot “

Police surround him and handcuff him. They say “it is illegal to insult President Putin”

He says “You don’t understand I mean the Ukrainian president, Zelensky, he is the one I was insulting “

The police captain says “you can’t fool us, everyone knows who the idiot is”

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Rescuing American Pilot in Iran (2026, colorized)

[TheRealCherokeeOwl 🦉 @CherokeeOwl]

In 2016, a 59-year-old chimpanzee named Mama lay dying at Royal Burgers' Zoo in the Netherlands, refusing all food and water.

As a last effort, zookeepers called Professor Jan van Hooff, a biologist who had known her since 1972. When he arrived and spoke to her, Mama immediately recognized his voice — she lit up with a huge smile, reached out to embrace him, and gently stroked his hair. She passed away peacefully shortly after.

The moment, captured on video, became one of the most-watched animal clips in internet history and a powerful reminder that deep emotional bonds aren’t unique to humans.

[Engenheiro Leo @oengenheiroleo]

Aí você vai pedir um açaí de R$ 20 em uma loja a 8 km da sua casa, e só a taxa de entrega tem que custar no mínimo R$ 30. Sem contar a taxa do aplicativo e os impostos.
O açaí de R$ 20 vai custar R$ 70.
Quem vota em Guilherme Boulos, por definição, é imbecil!

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

A Labour politician, a BBC TV reporter and a British SAS soldier were captured by ISIS...

They were, as usual, sentenced to death by beheading.

Unexpectedly, the ISIS leader said they could have one last request before their sentence was carried out.

The Labour politician asked to hear a rendering of "Keep the Red Flag Flying Here".

The BBC TV reporter asked that the beheading be televised so that even when she was dead, her face was still on TV.

The British SAS soldier asked to be kicked three times in the arse hard.

As the SAS soldiers' request was unusual, ISIS decided to carry out the request first.

As the first kick landed, the SAS soldier pulled a hidden 9mm Glock pistol out of his smock and shot three terrorists dead.

He then grabbed one of the fallen terrorists' AK-47s and shot the rest of the terrorists.

The other two prisoners were amazed and asked why he requested to be kicked three times before he drew his weapon.

"Because", said the soldier ", when we get back to the UK, I don't want you pair of woke wankered, politically correct clowns saying it was an 'unprovoked attack'

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

You're telling me the British Defence Attache to a Desert country is a guy called "Captain Sandy Sandilands"

[Dogs are Family @_Dogs_family]

Best feeling

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Imagine when you get to heaven and you hear God say:
"someone has been patiently waiting for you." 🥹

[Paper Parrot @paperparrot_]

This is Sonny. Dude drops to one knee on the beach for the proposal and Sonny loses it full Red Bull zoomies, jumping and spinning like the world just got better. Happier than the humans combined. Absolute legend celebrating his forever family.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

That kid doesn’t know it now but someday he’s gonna be all grown up, facing life and look back and realize that’s the happiest he ever was ❤️

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

The Islamic regime must fall

[U.S. Army @USArmy]

With a pistol to his forehead, Master Sgt. Roddie Edmonds made a choice.

He could save himself or save the 200 Jewish-American Soldiers under his command. For his heroism, he will receive the Medal of Honor on March 2. This is his story. 🧵