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Lakers Bengals Dodgers Bayern | Lil Uzi enjoyer

[colby @cloudycobra]

cloud strife was larping being a soldier

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. its very important that you see that journey through

[nah. 🇻🇨 @FEELZ_____]

It’s well established human history that countries are temporary, but cities are forever.

[Charlotte :3 @charloofers]

"welcome to the real world" your real world fucking sucks my guy, that's why we're trying to change it

[Brad “Backwood” Birch @brad_birch69]

Female friend got drunk last night and sent me her titties #whatdatmean

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

When I met Troy Baker, I said I LOVED his take on Two-Face in the Arkham games, and I wanted to play Arkham Shadow but I didn’t have a Quest 3. Troy said “don’t waste your money” and insisted I watch a YouTube playthrough because he said it was his best performance yet (it was).

[Undead Never Dies V. IV 〓〓 @UndeadCantDie]

"Stare at a wall" is so apt bc there is literally nothing for kids to do here anymore. Parks are for young children, so teens get chased out, everything is super expensive so you can't go on a day out, and there's precious little nature left to explore.

Thats all you can do.

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

At some point in mental illness you stop going “I’m so sorry it’s because of the depression/autism/adhd” and start going “I’m not well in the head. I do what I want. Stay out of my way” and this, ironically, will massively improve your day-to-day mental health

[Oddwin @oddwin]

This nigga might actually say fuck it and come back to music depending on what ending he get

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

how it feels to use twitter

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Remembered an embarrassing memory and muttered "I gotta kill myself" under my breath at work and my 40 year old manager looked at me like this

[Turles @TurlesFromDB]

i mightve genuinely wasted every living second of my 20 year life. its fucking over man. no social life no goals no hobbies. stumbling through uni talking to absolutely noone, not saying a single word all day long and then coming home and wasting the rest of the day in my room.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

[angie @fatmustyincel]

Yall remember how bad the police sirens used to scare u after ur first few kills 😭😭

[milly🍓 @pupmillyy]

i just want to find someone as miserable and lonely as me so we can spend all our time together and they never abandon me

[puremisanthropy🦢 @purem1santhropy]

constantly waiting on a reply