Dev

[Dev @dev__11]

Me in any social situation

[Dev @dev__11]

So glad we spent 6K for a new mattress from @MattressFirm 2 weeks ago with a promised delivery today, just for no one to say anything to us and when we called they said we now wouldn’t get our mattress until June??? Wtf???

[Dev @dev__11]

The Triceratops Skeleton on the sign??? Oh Lego I fear you will have all my money soon

[PenPlays @PenPlays_]

Here is the full LEGO Jurassic Park Jeep Wrangler reveal for those interested

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@poke_times That’s not dachsbun 😔

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どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

Please please dachsbun

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Alexander decorated our tree and I’m just now noticing he didn’t decorate the bottom 2 feet because he was so focused on the top near his eyeline💀

[Dev @dev__11]

Listening to the radio in LA and Golden from Kpop Demon Hunters comes on and the DJ goes “yeah I love Huntrix they are so good” like bro we know you have no idea what you’re saying right now

[Dev @dev__11]

Midnight premier of Jurassic World Rebirth was soooooo good even if Alexander and I are now super sleepy

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

TYRESE MF HALIBURTON NO WAY?!?!

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Dev @dev__11]

Tyrese Haliburton MY KING

[Dev @dev__11]

Joining my local bowling league has given me so much drama to observe.

Like what do you mean that you’ve known this guy two weeks and you’re now engaged and also might be pregnant????

[Pokemon Legends Shitpost @PLShitpost]

I have my choice clear

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

If Patrick Mahomes had Allstate instead of State Farm, maybe he'd be protected from mayhem like this

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Waited almost 20 years to make this joke

[Dev @dev__11]

Alexander should be thankful I did not see this before we bought our couples costume lmao

[َ @ungodlywests]

they gotta explain this couple costume to me like i’m 5

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

“I haven't watched my comfort movie in a long time.”

The comfort movie:

[Dev @dev__11]

Oh no I’ve been targeted

[Kolton Woods @wx_woods]

This new Progressive commercial taking aim at weather nerds is so funny 😂😭🤣

Got a good laugh out of me watching the TV tonight! lol!

[Dev @dev__11]

My job just let me know they’ll be paying for me to go to Chicago for a conference and what am I most excited about??? Getting to see Sue @ the Field Museum of course!!! 🦖

[Dev @dev__11]

I always thought that joke about guys without social media discovering Tom holland’s umbrella was wack but my boyfriend just now saw it for the first time when I randomly referenced it and is now obsessed with it lmao