Ashong

I’m ugly on purpose. I know what I’m doing. Developer | Web3 | BackendGuy

[` @ick_real]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[PASSWORD123 @im_putchi]

hey

[Ashong @dev_ashong]

@TheDumbTechGuy @Herrn_Jung Backwards never🤣😂

[Buzstopboys @buzstopboys]

OMG guys, BIG SHOUTOUT to the legend Mr. Julius Logass!!! 🔥🚗 You just dropped FREE vehicle registration like a boss!!! Your kindness, leadership, and vibe for helping people is straight-up ICONIC!!!

This move saved us so much stress, you're out here serving the public with mad heart and integrity!!! 🙌 Massive thanks to the whole DVLA squad too – y'all pros kept it smooth, professional, and SUPER helpful!!!

We appreciate you forever!!! Keep winning, stay healthy, and smash more goals!!! Who's registering next?! Drop a 🔥 if you're hyped!!!

[Ashong @dev_ashong]

30.05.2026

@CursorGhana #cursor #buildwithcursor #ai

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 On his 20 minute drive to the training ground this morning, Deco managed to RESCUE 3 cat's stuck in trees, HELPED 5 elderly people cross the road and STOPPED a school bus from FALLING off a mountain 😳

@Marvel

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

A new force joins our rhythm.
Anthony Gordon is culer 💙❤️

[Anwar El Ghazi @elghazi1995]

Period. 🇵🇸

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 IMAGE: THIS is what Atleti President Enrique Cerezo looks like WITHOUT eyebrows 😳

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Julian Alvarez feels DISGUSTED and ASHAMED by the posts made by Atletico on X today.

He now see’s ZERO FUTURE for him at the club, and is prepared to VIOLENTLY force a move away 😳

@atletiuniverse

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Deco is currently driving laps of the training ground car park while listening to ‘Many Men’ by 50 Cent on FULL volume 😳

He is PREPARING for SOMETHING 😳

@totalBarca

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Sources suggest that hearing that Julian Álvarez refers to Deco as “BIG D” was what sent the Atleti board into MELTDOWN and prompted them to RETALIATE on their X account 😳

@marca

[Koffy Rayy @KofiAmpaabeng]

I said "driver m3si waha", the driver said "si err"
Wey one man in the car said "kas3 driver si me waha".
Chale ahhhh

[Ashong @dev_ashong]

@ok_koClear @askghmedia Till it becomes a dump site. We do this, we should whip anyone who dares to litter😂😂 Just look at Circle Odawna

[islay ⋆˚✧ @islaysmind]

it is so heartbreaking how the deaths of palestinians are painted as an inevitability because israel targets journalists. we also hear less & less about it. because israel targets journalists.

keep talking about the genocide in palestine, fuck israel

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

@itskbinnit Yashit

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Puskass. Ghosten Boy. Ballon D’ont & many more.

Be there. ✨

[Stanley @1real_Stanley]

🚨BREAKING: Camavinga has offered himself to Barcelona

Barcelona immediately alerted the police.

[OLAITAN✯ 𝕏 @CertifiedWacko_]

Life as a Barcelona fan in May 2026

[Mr. OJ @_Just_ice]

transfer saf this oo,imagine say Barca win UCL😂😂