Geoffrey Moir

Software Engineer, innovator, functional programming enthusiast and passionate button masher at Atlassian

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

@covidbaseau It's a good problem to have!

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

@TPG_Telecom I pay for your 200Mbps home superfast plan and I'm getting download of 50Mbps with lots of packet loss.... can someone please look at my account

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

@TPG_Telecom how can I see how much data I use each month when I'm on an unlimited plan? The web portal doesn't seem to show me any data usage

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

@DellCares my XPS 15 9570 suddenly decided to have a fan louder than an aeroplane. How can we get this fixed?

[Mike Cannon-Brookes 👨🏼‍💻🧢🇦🇺 @mcannonbrookes]

Perhaps an all timer from Trump yesterday - showing his mastery of statistics.

“When you say per capita... there’s many per capita’s... it’s like... per capita... relative to what?”

🤦🏼‍♂️

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

If @Spotify could detect when I increase my volume when a song starts, it would prevent me from having to tell it explicitly when I like a song

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

@Yaspoon @WestCoastEagles yeah... bloody great game! looking forward to seeing you in a few weeks too!

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

Hello @WestCoastEagles ... drinks on you!

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

@tabcomau what is going on with your betting statements? If you want me to have a punt at least tell me what I have punted on!

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

Come on @ServiceNSW, it's 2018, this is just a joke! @PWTooStrong @troyhunt #governmentSecurity #forcedInsecurity

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

@mercluke @Kmart_Australia sure, but at $4.25 I'm only ripping myself off if I don't buy them!

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

You say $4.25 T-Shirts @Kmart_Australia? I will take 1000 #bargain

[Matt Ryall @mryall]

Wait, how did STEM become STEAM?

I mean, I appreciate artistic pursuits too, but surely that’s a different conversation re diversity and the future of our economy.

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

. @GoGet I too find it hard to count past 20. /cc @PWTooStrong @troyhunt

[Bethany Bongiorno @bella_bongiorno]

i joined the iphone team in the fall of 2008, as an iphone software EPM, but was soon asked to lead the software project management efforts for a new device. which i later learned was a tablet...

[Wesley Walser @wewals]

Types, similar to tests, are a lever.

With minimal day-to-day effort you build tension that yourself or others will utilize to move the project with speed, safety and confidence.

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch https://t.co/Da3I11Po1b

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Atlassian’s co-founder on Atlassian’s growth story #TCBattlefield https://t.co/b5lyCX51ZY

[Darshan Shankar @DShankar]

[August 21, 1994] Well-capitalized Seattle startup seeks Unix developers
https://t.co/2snP7vG6dJ

[Geoffrey Moir @dev_geoff]

You shouldn't be allowed to have a menu if it doesn't have pictures of all the food items. I don't know what a Cannelloni is! #decisions