2X Engineer

Vibes + Inshallah

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

Beer parlour yarns

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

Inverter ACs are trash
Buy normal ACs

If your inverter is not big enough for AC, use fan when light no dey

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

One of the things that wear men out faster in marriages

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

@LmGentle1 @Ebuz042 @OneModupe Putting people’s lives at risk isn’t an achievement though

[Precious R. XII @PreciousJakeR]

Hi,

I'm a Nigerian game dev, and we made this at @Raven_illusion set in Lagos,
Adventurers: Mobile

Available on playstore and Appstore

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

@clem_Dukas1920 @boy_director But the innocent one born with illness didn’t get to share in that grace?

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

@ayo234_ @Xdroid_Mo @chowdeck @ChowdeckSupport We’re waiting pls

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

@Boyravee Pierce BrosNau😂

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

@Rainmaker1973 Apple execs are shaking already

[Punch Newspapers @MobilePunch]

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[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

@BlankerUS30 @dbayexquisite Skill issues

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

The same realization hit me, when I had Italian pizza

[Dr Ola Brown @NaijaFlyingDr]

David always said he liked spaghetti 🍝 bolognese till we ordered it in Italy 🇮🇹 and we discovered its the Nigerian type with ata rodo that he likes. Not the Italian type.

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

Another episode of thing that never happened.

[Smart👨‍💻 | Software Engineer @smartnakamoura]

If you're building anything that touches payments in Nigeria, read this.

In October 2023, Flutterwave lost ₦21 billion in one night.

One person at NIBSS changed a number in an SQL script and forgot to change it back.

Here's exactly what happened 👇

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

@RealTobikay @swag_lukarz Got it. Makes sense now

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

@RealTobikay @swag_lukarz I would like to know how interstate driving is easier with manual than automatic?

[Oghenetejiri @mtj_white]

@swag_lukarz Should have removed the "good driver" and just kept it at car owner.

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

@swag_lukarz Good driver, but scared of Lag - Ibadan expressway?

Lmao, people just be tweeting anything these days

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

@JjemGem @JosephineAvid Tomato, Banana is a berry BTW

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

“Customer service” but cannot convey a simple message without giving people headache. What a clown🤡

[Celebbella @celebbell05]

I worked for Iyabo ojo in a cinema for her previous movie I had a problem with a staff telling people not to see the movie because of restrictions I didn’t understand so I reported to the team within 5min the cinema board and managers got a phone call from her

She never cried😂

[2X Engineer @dev_inately]

@layoproperty @Prezain_LJ How can it be a above your room temperature? Is it heating it up?