Devan Holmes

Seattle University | JD 2021 | #BlackLivesMatter | He/Him

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[alyssa 🦭 @mistapussy]

absolutely no reason to do this just pure love of the game

[mikal bridges lover @redhead_og]

“Loves biological women” you literally were a ring girl for certified woman abuser CONOR MCGREGOR lmao spare me the bullshit “I care about women”

[Harrison Lee @HarrisonCLee]

Thierry and Zlatan saying they wouldn't have become soccer players because of the costs of the American youth system, then seeing Lalas say it's a great system because it makes a lot of money for some people really sums it all up nicely

[Brunette @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles

[blanc @dqveed]

Without exaggerating, it's my favorite video in the world

[claire sweet @girlfinalboss]

2am in bushwick bro had an entire KITTEN SPREAD

[doomer @uncledoomer]

thats a great idea. you could even build special roads for them out of metal, connecting major cities

[𝗔𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼 @apollovwrld]

When Otis dropped, Funk Flex was so hyped he hit like 60 spinbacks and then said the wildest thing anyone’s ever said on live radio bro😭😂

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

Funny enough it’s only second to this one

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I have watched this video a hundred times. The way they all back away from the frog like they’ve just realized he’s a superhero takes me out every time

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

those of us who never sold our chazelle stocks after babylon

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Just to emphasize how racist this is, you cannot tell whether someone is an "illegal alien" by looking at them.

So what Vance is basically saying is "you've probably noticed that there are Latinos in the ER. Any delay you experienced? It's their fault. The Latinos."

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Lmao ah yes the shooter who only shot immigrants (which Kash Patel doesn't even mention) definitely used a sharpie to write "anti-ice" on a piece of evidence that the FBI Director decides to tweet out during an ongoing investigation.

Dumbest people to ever run a country.

[Devan Holmes @devan_holmes]

@PHNX_Sports Weak.

[christan (no i), ß @ChristanWNBA]

We’re at a point where minorities are just supposed to openly accept pure hatred as a “political leaning”

[Devan Holmes @devan_holmes]

Jerry had a great film 17 years ago. Google “Jerry Seinfeld 17” for more details.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Jerry Seinfeld compared the #FreePalestine movement to the KKK:

“Just say you don’t like Jews. By saying ‘Free Palestine,’ you’re not admitting what you really think. So it’s actually — compared to the Ku Klux Klan, I’m actually thinking the Klan is actually a little better here because they can come right out and say, ‘We don’t like Blacks, we don’t like Jews.’ OK that’s honest.”

More: https://t.co/ZRv4O1LXOM

[Devan Holmes @devan_holmes]

Thats my mfn Reporter. Best in the game. Thank you for the work you do, Gerald.