Devan Marie

My life is one awkward moment to the next. Diva/ Deva. Sassy. Balla/ Shot Calla.

[The Memphis Holler @MemphisHoller]

Skimane

[Devan Marie @devan_marie]

- The dog and I are just going on a small walk.
Me- Cool. Cool. I’m going to eat a piece of cheese and then get in bed .

I’m halfway to becoming a lazy icon. By that I mean I’m lazy and… will work on the rest not tonight

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

Dressing like this is banned in Tennessee.

[Maya Krishna-Rogers ❤️‍🔥 @MKrishnaRogers]

folks, I’ve figured out why he looks so familiar

[?st @questlove]

Shinanigans like this is why Tw**ter is the new FB.
All for 8 dollars you can be whoever you wanna be. No one asked for any “adjustments or improvements”——-maybe it’s a blessing this app is goin down in flames. https://t.co/FRDtCdpY2d

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

Sunday Funday. Got any plans? Don’t say church.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Mitch McConnell just learned he will not be Majority Leader. Enjoy your evening, America.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

RT if you are one of the dinosaurs in our park. We need to speak with you about rules and regulations re: some of the cages.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I was so excited when someone told me that Lil Nas X had done my song #Jolene. I had to find it and listen to it immediately…and it's really good. Of course, I love him anyway. I was surprised and I'm honored and flattered. I hope he does good for both of us. Thank you @LilNasX

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

This panic buying is ridiculous. Just been to Aldi and there was nothing I needed left. My family will be so disappointed on Christmas Day when they see we haven’t got a 24 piece socket set, a ski suit, a flamethrower, 5kg of German sausage and a pair of alpacas.

[Betches News @Betches_News]

Hangovers in your 30s

[Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny]

my iPhone better not even think of sending me my screen time for this week

[Chris Burns | Fat Carrie Bradshaw @fatcarriebshaw]

Not to be a bitch or anything but like I really wanna know who won is that weird

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

Whatever happens, the next four years can't be as bad as that four-year study abroad I did in Italy, right?

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Hey @adamsandler, do you have @NetflixIsAJoke? I’ve got a new show #TheCabin but everyone thinks I’m in #HubieHalloween. Need you to confirm.

[jenni @wholelottajenni]

help Me

[Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer]

“how many days away is the election?”

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Follow the science. Follow the data. Stop politicizing public health.