Devan Boyle

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[Devan Boyle @devanboyle]

i just called the hanging in there kitten "that cat on a log"

[cee @1ovesickkk]

what doesnt kill you will have you naming 5 things you can see 4 things you can touch 3 things you can hear 2 things you can smell and 1 thing you can taste

[Devan Boyle @devanboyle]

@mexitalianbeef totally & well-tailored hand-hiding pockets have their place for sure

[Devan Boyle @devanboyle]

most pockets in most dresses are not functional & the forced "it has pockets" faux feminist victory affectation IS indeed annoying! i stand with Gen Z!

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

I think becoming the parent you needed is a disservice to our kids because there is always the possibility that that’s not the parent they need .

[ēdē @theidi_]

When you say you hate someone and someone goes “hate is a strong word” yea

[Devan Boyle @devanboyle]

love when toddlers get a little formal with it as they aquire language i'm pushing my two-year-old on the swing & he is saying "wheee! how fun!" with each push

[はるちゃん @harucachan_]

7ヶ月ほど前、お気に入りのプラダのワンピースを漂白剤に浸けてしまって
(袖部分だけやるつもりがなんか上半身全部浸かってた😭そもそも漂白剤使うこと自体頭悪い😭)
しっかり茶色く脱色してしまい絶望😭

色んな業者さんに問い合わせ、一瞬で断られる中、一社だけ「復元します‼️」と言ってくださったクリーニング屋さんがあり、お願いしたところこんなに綺麗になって帰ってきた‼️😭

しかもすっごく優しいお手紙付きで✉️🥲
本当にお気に入りのワンピースだから嬉しい😭🖤🖤🖤

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

asking “why don’t we just print more money” in a room full of men just to feel something

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Devan Boyle @devanboyle]

love the idea of men. would love to meet one someday

[Devan Boyle @devanboyle]

this works so well sincerely until the next time you're betrayed

[👑 @kingebarrington]

this is actually what my therapist told me when we were talking about trauma around trust. "i can't trust anyone" becomes "i can trust myself to discern who can or cannot be trusted." healthier, empowering language that's actually closer to the truth.

[Devan Boyle @devanboyle]

it's really fine to say nothing sometimes

[Kat🛸🌈 @WesternNewYorkr]

It will never cease to be funny to me watching people discover that, with the exception of queerness and abortion and divorce, at its core the Catholic Church is woke and has been for a very, very long time

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Wishbone killed eight confederate traitors when he held the line at Cemetary Ridge with XI Corps

[Devan Boyle @devanboyle]

@cutuphotdog you do 🏆🏆🏆

[Devan Boyle @devanboyle]

four-year-old makes his own "dun dun dun" sound effects when something scary/bad happens in his imaginary play

[Devan Boyle @devanboyle]

two word sentence fragments are to be used sparingly. for impact. not every other sentence. by ai story bots. for virality.

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Guido Reichstadter @wolflovesmelon]

@princessbreezus Still here

[Guido Reichstadter @wolflovesmelon]

I will soon be leaving the bridge. I want to give heartfelt thanks for all the outpouring of support. My purpose here has been to fulfill my duty to the truth- to call on the people of this country to recognize and exercise the revolutionary power within us- the power of collective nonviolent action and non-cooperation with evil- by which we can bring an end to these hateful wars and the murders committed in our names. It is only with the passive compliance of millions- our obedience- our willingness to continue to do what's expected of us: to go to work, to school, to pay our rents, our mortgages and our taxes, that the Trump regime can remain in power and these wars continue.

One man on a bridge is relatively powerless, but the collective withdrawal of our obedience and support is capable of bringing a swift end to the regime and its wars. This nonviolent collective action is our greatest power and it is the exercise of this power that those who rule fear more than any weapon. For the sake of the world, its children, and our future let us build this power with each other, together.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Just watched a lady get into her car, turn on Shania Twain, hit her vape like ten times, and then reverse directly into the SUV behind her in the grocery store parking lot. I was like damn bruv