Devan Carter

Self deprecating humour is my love language

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

I’m at that point where I think even a serial killer would return me 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

I refuse to stop interrupting conversations I’m in so I can point out a dog in the distance

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

The right of women to decide what happens to our own bodies is a human right. And experience tells us that removing the legal right to abortion doesn’t stop abortions happening - it just makes them unsafe and puts the lives of women at much greater risk #RoeVWade

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

In case anyone was wondering: Tinder is still bleak

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

Sometimes I think downloading Tinder is a good idea but then I get the sinking feeling I’ll die alone after downloading Tinder

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

My super power? Killing any plant I’ve ever owned

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

Movies like Dawn of the Dead make me think I should wear pants to bed so I’m not half dressed during the zombie apocalypse

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

I wish someone taught me what the responsible amount of pasta for one person was

[🐿 @microsbook]

"it's just a gif it can't make you cry"
the gif:
#Brooklyn99

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

@boburnham, my crush has been renewed. That is all. #inside

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

@boburnham did the damn thing #inside

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

If I knew I had 24 hours to live, I’d send one of those chain mail messages to people saying if they don’t send to 10 people I’ll die tomorrow and watch the madness unfold from my suite in hell 🔥🔥

[Bridge🤡 @beeskneesbridge]

Call me Iron Man

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

If #KingKongVsGodzilla taught me anything it’s that people are trash and we are always the problem

[ew, david @_coach_colleen_]

This is the most British tea spilled in this country since we dumped that shit in the Boston Harbor #HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Sara Pearl @skenigsberg]

"You never know what's happening to someone behind closed doors ... have compassion." Thank you Meghan #HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

If @JoeBiden doesn’t walk back into the White House blaring “Without Me” by @Eminem ... it’s a waste of a perfectly good entrance

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

Watching The Ripper on @Netflix_CA and I’m now realizing I have a knack for identifying the different UK accents 😂

[Devan Carter @devancarter]

@Nrathore @rayrayalldayyy He asked me a question and I said I was a glass half full person.. told me I was too negative and then asked me out 😂 I should have said no but dating in 2020 was awful anyways