Devkand Matkar

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[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Jiske bhi paas meri voodoo doll hai, please usko kisi thande paani mein dip karo har ek ghante mein

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

I just read Rehman Dacoit bina moote hi mar gaya….

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Talking about mental health with my dad is like talking about feminism with……….well, my dad

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Peak stoned realisation is you've been treating yourself worse than you'd ever let anyone treat your dog

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My toxic trait is I believe if you give me a good non stick pan and a good spatula, i can make the perfect omirice

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Being 24 is so weird because you have a job and responsibilities but you still feel 18, then meet an actual 18 year old and boom you are suddenly 30?!

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Seenzone>>>>>>>dry reply

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

People don’t abandon the people they love, people abandon the people they were using

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Earning ki umar mein yearning ki jaa rhi hai

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

The biggest down grade in food economy in the last couple years from a consumer pov is that appetizers and main course now cost the same… meri middle class rooh 350 ke momo kaise khaa le bhai?!

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Sutte ki tarah khatam hua hai April

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Kya uss kutte ko pata hai, tu usko hinge ke liye use kar rha hai?!

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Sure.

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Shower thought 4837
Kabhi Aditya naam ke Dadaji se nahi mila

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

I’ve noticed girls who like Lana Del Rey are generally nicer people than the girls who like Sabrina Carpenter

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Early 20s is the time when you realise your father is no longer the alcoholic in the family

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Burn the bridges vale bahane mujhe mat batao, main tairna jaanta hoon

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Everytime you see your guy friend posting a selfie, ask him how he is doing. It is a cry for help.

[Devkand Matkar @DevangWatkar]

Really in awe of @kunalkamra88 after watching #Dhurandhar

[Marcus Mergulhao @MarcusMergulhao]

Was invited to have an early look at Travellers Guide to Indian Football, a heartfelt docu-series about the communities, journeys & stories that shape the game in India. Impressive. Don't miss this one.

Releasing Nov 28 on Sportfolio’s YouTube channel

https://t.co/8KqualtXPq