Dev

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Aliens built the pyramids obv

[Dev @devanhoward19]

Petition for Morgan Wallen and the Dixie Chicks to come to BCF 2021✍🏼

[z @zoysxo]

Its always “wyd” never “do u want a cartier bracelet”

[Dev @devanhoward19]

I may be a lil ugly, a lil chubby, have anxiety, broke and bad at math but at least I’m not rude to strangers and customer service people🤭

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

“What if we gave every mom an absolute dumptruck ass” -pixar

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

People be eating ass but not washing their hands

[jj🧚🏻‍♀️ @janneeelynn]

You’re actually fucking kidding me.

THE SHEER FACT!!! That this fucking disgusting man is going to spend less time in prison than people who distribute or sell marijuana. ...A FUCKING PLANT. fucking WOW.

[Dev @devanhoward19]

Imagine: you graduated from Groton Area High School. Years later you’re on the bachelor. He likes you. He comes to Groton, SD. You take him to Dairy Queen for a blizzard. Then, you go to The Jungle to bowl and he chokes on cheese from the pizza. You do not get a rose.

[Gage Gruenhagen @GruenhagenGage]

Imagine: You graduated from De Smet High School. Years later you’re on The Bachelor. He likes you. He comes to De Smet, SD. You show him the countless Laura Ingalls Wilder tourist attractions. He’s impressed and begins reading Little House on the Prairie. You DO get the rose.

[Dev @devanhoward19]

“I’m glad she didn’t win. She was a bitch” my mom watching wheel of fortune

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

Mom & dad

[Dev @devanhoward19]

This is a petition for it to be a law that all public restrooms should have loud jazz playing in them like Olive Garden

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

Vibe check 🤙

[Dev @devanhoward19]

Me when I bring my cat in my room to cuddle and she leaves to play with a ponytail she found on the floor

[T @tylerthecreator]

uhhhhh, i guess

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

i promise u that telling someone their social anxiety is an inconvenience and that there’s certain situations where they really need to just suck it up will not help the person with anxiety at all and will only make them feel like a bigger piece of shit than they already felt

[Dev @devanhoward19]

I might start selling pics of my feet. I just wanna pay rent or buy a Gucci bag

[Dev @devanhoward19]

“Money can’t buy happiness” okay but if my bank account was $50,000 higher I definitely wouldn’t be sad that’s for sure