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ass, cash, or grass

[Kayla @luv2read13]

canned drink told me to shake well before opening and then exploded on me what the hell is that about

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Make Mark drink it

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[mike roplastic ⚧ 🇵🇸 @ghoastdad]

you all laughed at rick ross for this in 2023 but i said it then and will again: he's right and he should say it

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just want to point out… the amount of money the U.S. has spent on war in the last 2.5 months is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. so the real question is never ‘can we afford it’… it’s what we choose to prioritize.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

TX woman gets an abortion. So Texas cops used 83,000 cameras to track her down.

83 THOUSAND.

And I can't find an article that shows where cops used even 100 cameras to find a rapist.
If you can? Let me know.

Un fucking real.

[BK🌙 @bkhottakes]

The bashful Braums

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[pinkie v @sourberryvi]

you guys remember being 14? that was fucked up

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[Praise @tufpraise]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Your mom was so right to trade you for drugs

[grace @gracefishlove]

Nobody do it like me Cus im prolly doing it wrong

[Amanda|ARIRANG⊙⊝⊜ ⁷ ⸆⸉⟭⟬ ⟬⟭ꕤ @luvonmaze]

@perfectlyfine89 He is mad he did not have them in the mens room, cant change my mind about that, dudes a creep

[🍓 @leshaami]

You know what's crazy, is the dad took his daughters in there to avoid creepy men watching them and a creepy man followed him into the women's bathroom.

[Paige Sardo @mspaigers]

idk man… over 130 people died last july due to flooding. there’s a whole wikipedia page about the central texas floods.

i would take 500 warnings in a short time period before ever wanting anyone to experience what those experienced last year.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me