✨devan ✨

RN, BSN 🩺

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

@HallePinz Not a single soul in the world is capped at how much they can make but NURSES of all people?????

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

@HallePinz We really just out here tryna buy houses and pay off our loans and our cars and create a savings account for once….. like we will stimulate the economy with our financial health. Let us alone.

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

If you haven’t tried the barstool frozen pizza. Don’t waste your money. I’ve had such better frozen pizzas than this. It’s crap.

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

The CDC:

[Zak Toscani @zak_toscani]

CDC recommends splitting up your quarantine over your two 15min breaks

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My body is not a temple it’s a haunted house

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

@deelalz @leekphysique Same

[sweet dee @deelalz]

This fall i want to be only <10% depressed and >90% soup

[Josh Morgerman @iCyclone]

4:15 am. #Hurricane #GRACE pounding Tulum #Mexico.

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

Finally Replacing your running sneakers is one of the best feelings

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

When will my Snapchat start working again the heck

[relatable @byreIatable]

Idk who needs to hear this but empty liquor bottles are not home decor

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

@rileygerenda fair enough!

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

@rileygerenda I am sorry for you

[C.Roy @cooliestillcool]

If I die after I pay my rent sit me on the couch till da 30th

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

@andiecrombie ❤️❤️

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

I love how I used to do a long distance relationship and think nothing of it …. Now I get sad when I can’t see my boyfriend because I work 4 days in a row

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

@_audreylee Apparently 😂

[✨devan ✨ @devanpaige_96]

I just learned that coffee beans and cocoa beans often are infested with roaches and other bugs and they often get ground up with the beans due to not being able to overuse pesticides..... my two favorite things in the world are made of like 4% bug parts...... goodbye.