Dave

children's book author. professional photographer. father of 2 girls. spending less time on social media / more time doing stuff.

[Dave @devans]

I spent ~2 years writing & illustrating this book for and about my 3 year old daughter and her fixation with the moon. Her response when I showed her the finished printed piece- “Daddy, I don’t like moons anymore”.

Noted.

https://t.co/jgr1REW9Zt

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@soundopinions Hum - Inlet (soundtrack of the pandemic)
Kylie Minogue - Disco (soundtrack of after the pandemic)

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@AudreyWoodBooks Looking for the wakeful flea 🔎

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Trump’s leadership style in 5 words: puts out fires with gasoline

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@whiskeyseven HR- be safe!

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Picked up feminine products for my wife @ the Rx store. Cashier asked if I wanted a bag. I said no thank you #NoFear

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@PocketMobsters @portilloshotdog @GameOverGreggy Was he near the coke lady?

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@whiskeyseven @bradthrelkeld Truth.

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@soundopinions Dimmu Borgir

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@soundopinions GWAR

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@soundopinions GHOST

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@whiskeyseven @City_Lafayette The sequence of "unacceptable" items should be reversed. Who the f*ck recycles mirrors more than once a decade?

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Called my rep @SusanBrooksIN at 317-848-0201 to voice my opinion on the impeachment inquiry 🇺🇸Indiana's 5th congressional district

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@MA_Rosenthal 2

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I was weeding the garden when the bees attacked me. They flew up my shorts and stabbed me mercilessly. I protected my child and frantically took off the shorts. Wife and neighbor seemed not overly concerned and mostly amused. It's not good. But could have been MUCH worse 🐝💥👋🍆

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Hey easter bunny- I found easter grass in my toddler's butt crack. Try to keep it in the basket dude.

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@PocketMobsters BUNana...? 😁

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Breakfast will never be the same. Banana in a hotdog bun w/ cinnamon

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@midwestanalog @redbull @jennylewis 🤣🤣🤣

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@carlyraejepsen @PocketMobsters u & me july 10 #mandate

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@whiskeyseven 🤤