TheHighCompiler

Fuelled by Caffeine, Sarcasm and Fictional Characters ✨

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

Not to be dramatic, but mangoes, watermelons, litchis, and grapes are carrying summer harder than any employee has ever carried a company.

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

I think I invented a new term:

Blank Thought (n.): The experience of being lost in thought without awareness of the thought itself, leaving you unable to explain what was on your mind when questioned.

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

Just came up with a crazy comeback line -
"Behen , Ladkiyo ko sirf hara maal psnd aata hai , ladke nahi"

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

Just had a life-changing realization
People call me DJ… reverse it and boom — JD.
No wonder I’ve been subconsciously loyal all this time 🥃

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

@Varnika99 Let's connect

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

@gaurav_mahto18 @Google @GeminiApp @OfficialLoganK @Replit @amasad Portfolio

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

@pavbhajini Key Management Service ? 👀

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

Stumbled upon this Insta gem:

https://t.co/Cn0oTTlHoL

Love that somewhere in a parallel universe I broke someone’s heart badly enough for them to dedicate a whole page to me 🥹

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

Just finished watching Suits , can't stop thinking about it...what am I supposed to watch while having my lunch ? 😭

@NetflixIndia @netflix

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

"शमा बुझ भी जाए तो क्या है
धड़कन रुक भी जाए तो क्या है
इतना कुछ गवा दिया है तुझे पाने की खातिर अब तुम मिल भी जाए तो क्या है...!!"

Just wondering, Is there anything in my life that justifies this lines.

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

@fruitchaaat Get ur bladder checked 👀

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

@Instagram @Meta Meri feed mai kyu aa rahe hai yeh sb ad ? 🥲

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

Ever tried running AWS Nuke with Naruto Pain’s theme in the background?
It’s spiritual cleansing.
Feels like "All Mighty Push" 💥💻

#AWS #DevOps #CloudComputing #Naruto #PainTheme #AllMight #TechHumor #InfraAsCode #Automation #AnimeVibes #SatisfyingMoments

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

@cloudWhOrEe Depends upon the source of protein ;⁠)

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

Who am I? I’m the person who lives somewhere, works somewhere, is friends with someone, does something, likes something, and wants something.
But in this adult life, these blanks keep changing so fast... so who am I, really?

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

Random Idea :

Imagine @MyNykaa & @AJIOLife starting a Shopping SIP for girls.
Money gets auto-debited, and boom — your wishlist starts arriving like surprise parcels from your future rich self.

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

Few years back, birthdays were fun. I wait for an entire year for my Bday.
Last few years it was mixed emotions, fun and as well equal sadness of getting older , guilt of not living it at fullest , not having few persons in your life etc.
This year it is just blank , no emotions

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

Moral of the story:

SIP kro , Mutual frnd is your true lub and friend of life 👀

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

Midnight Bday wishes I was expecting:

First crush , 3 saal purani ex , current aukaad bahar crush who blocked , closest friend, flatmates etc etc.

Vs

The midnight wishes I am getting:

#SIP #MutualFunds #Birthday

[TheHighCompiler @DevanshJain2013]

My Flatmate : Bhai khana khane kha chalna hai ?

Me now a days : 0.0.0.0/0

#EngineerLife #CloudHumor
#TechLife #DevOpsHumor
#CorporateLife #WeekdayStruggles