Devansh Manaksia

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@_mashrooom If young metro don’t trust you, muthafucka you better run

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

Me yesterday: Wordle is shit!
Me today: Wordle ain’t shit!

Wordle 243 2/6

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[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@Arrkay04 You go eat dosa don’t eat my head

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@Arrkay04 Tf you saying bruh

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

Go read about the James Webb Space Telescope and geek out

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@KareenaShah14 Next search: “When is drive to survive new season coming out”

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

iMessage>WhatsApp. Try to change my mind by texting me on WhatsApp right now

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

I can’t even count how many subscriptions I have anymore and fucking RBI decides to disallow recurring transactions without additional authentication 🤬🤬🤬

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@ZeeeDs Did Moderna pay you for this?

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

Why do all the clauses in legal documents have to be so wordy and complicated? Using some bullet points for clarity won’t hurt anybody!

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

Thankful that temples are not using ganga jal as a substitute for sanitizer for everyone who is visiting 😅

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@ZeeeDs What about Saudi?

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

My airline miles are expiring soon, need to plan a trip somewhere 🧳🛫🏝

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@_mashrooom Don’t wear white chaddi also

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@Arrkay04 Nap no then why you tweeting 😂

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@Arrkay04 You get out

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@Arrkay04 @srivarjalan You only thought off extra

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

People get away too easy sometimes trying to stuff a bad pun into their ig captions

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@Arrkay04 @srivarjalan I got called out for it though, I didn’t get away with it

[Devansh Manaksia @devanshmanaksia]

@srivarjalan I’m showing an example for a proper use of puns