Devashree

bowel movement enthusiast

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bharat desh aap doctor logo ko marna band kare warna khudki surgery khud karo

[Devashree @devashreebaxy]

Munna kare kuch bhi kaand, hogi lekin beti badnam

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1 kachori, 2 samosa inn mardo ka kya bharosa

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AI pictures on zomato is so unappetising ugh

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mujhe meri mummy ki godi me jaana hai

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Bajrang dal aunties and uncles who can’t handle a harmless couple in love worshipping krishna as if his name isn’t taken with radha his LOVER is so funny

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Don’t yuck on someone’s yum

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If there is a single most important profession in this world that’s a teacher and no one else

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a hobby that reminds you what your body is capable of and not what it should look like

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A man stole 4 cups of rice from his master’s house, his politician master who doesn’t pay taxes and steals money from the country fired him for theft

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will always pray to all gods that may AI be incredibly unsuccessful at all forms of hand produced art

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Ha mummy ghar ki smell bhi courier kardo

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Growing up is realising magneto wasn’t the villain

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2026 needs to go by fast i cannot anymore

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bola na gen z lazy hai kisi 50 saal ke aadmi ne phirse toh dekhlena

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how dumb and low IQ u gotta be to think any extremely rich person is honest

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next time dont vote for uneducated rapists to occupy more than 50% of the parliament

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I have sneezed so violently in the last 2 days i think one of my lungs is gonna come out thru my nostrils

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Apni haatho se usne meri qabr par, chaadar-e-gul chadhayi maza aa gaya
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