Stanley Devastating

because we separate like ripples on a blank shore

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

I support ineffective altruism bc effective altruism makes the world a better place, and if the world is a better place you benefit from that, which is not very altruistic of you is it? it would clearly be more virtuous if you altruism was well meaning but made everything worse.

[florence 🦐🏳️‍🌈 @morallawwithin]

Why would anyone disagree with effective altruism? What, do they support ineffective altruism?

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@SebMilbank The left have always “adopted” specific foreign countries when their cause can be elevated to a symbol of the failings of capitalist or western imperialist powers. It just so happens that we have lots of videos of the violence inflicted on them by Israel so it connects more.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@mothertopixies One time my friend was going through some tough times after being dumped so I made a collage of 1000 different men jerking it to her pics so she knew she wasn’t ugly, because that’s how I express my love. She said she had no time for that many erect penises and called me weird.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@darthramious The men are not competing against the women and the women are not competing against the men, in fact that is the whole point of having separate competitions. You think if the Brazilian women win a WC they shouldn’t talk about it as the first time that’s happened but the sixth?

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@LFC_EmlynTheRed @rebekkarnold Ok but if Burnham isn’t going to do anything much different then why is he going to stay popular? Why should we be excited about this change?

[Joe Reeve - 🇬🇧/acc @isnit0]

I simply want a prime minister that will give me free stuff, tax other people, not build anything, make the trains work better, reduce my bills, give more money to the NHS, stop the boats, make my deliveroo cheaper, make it cheaper to buy a house, and most importantly - don’t change anything!

Is that too much to ask?

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@dekabri91046268 @mattyglesias Pretty much.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@JMOinKY @StatisticUrban Rapes aren’t up 10 fold, women in 2000 just didn’t bother going to the police to report them. you can’t have missed that police hostility to women has been one of the main theme of feminist pressure for the past decade and a half at least.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

Everything right wingers worry about poor welfare recipients voting entirely selfishly for more and more handouts is actually true for pensioners. They are killing us with their selfishness. I will vote for anyone who promises to cut the pension budget.

[Victoria Freeman @v_j_freeman]

Hilarious Andy Burnham vox pop on ITV News. “It would be great if he could do something for working people. Like an increase in pensions”.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@_Wilsonpilled_ I really worry that Andy Burnham doesn’t realise this and has no real plan what to do about it. Don’t know why Labour are so convinced he’s the only person who can save the country. Because if he turns out to be similar to Starmer on this I don’t see how Farage isn’t in govt.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@RobDunsmore Scottish nationalists all instinctively understand that the UK is one culture and they love being treated as important fixtures of it. And they pretty much all expect England to continue funding useful things like national defense and pensions for the whole island anyway.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@JorchArturo Simplemente los Czechias no son un buen equipo y no deberían estar en el mundial. Perdieron a los islas faroes en las clasificadas! UEFA clasificadas son estupidos.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

The actual answer is it doesn’t matter and you‘re weird if you care that much about it

[Alex Godofsky @AlexGodofsky]

I can't believe we keep having this discussion but no the dad should not go into the women's restroom and every attempt to pretend he should relies on crazy levels of anxiety about the child.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@bellylint4 Ofc you‘re a bitter freak, but for everybody else. the US were the first country to professionalise women’s football of course their expectations were to win the damn WC in those circumstances.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@MattZeitlin 1978 officials went into the Peruvian dressing room before their match with the hosts Argentina to remind them of the brotherly love that Peru has with Argentina, which ofc had nothing to do with them losing 6-0 giving Argentina the GD they needed to advance over Brasil.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@Illini1996 @SamENole Because it’s a pool not a H2H knockout.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@infowhorez @dilanesper As it gets popular Mecca is going to be forced to address the hydration situation.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@flying_rodent but we are quite far behind even teams like Jordan or Iraq, or Austria or Canada or Australia in even being able to threaten the opposition. There’s not many teams here that are worse at constructing attacks than we are. I find it frustrating how inadequate we are at that.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@post_liberal A 24 yr old Grant Hanley would not have been a whole lot better really. The guy is an absolute bombscare at this level and always has been.

[Stanley Devastating @devastatingstan]

@maiamindel The goalkeepers union strongly condemns the usurpation of the rights of Martínez to pick the team and encourages Ronaldo to stay for his home World Cup in 2030.