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pisces 🌞 pisces 🌙 cancer 🔺

[dev ⚡️ @devcaarimckayla]

This dude tried to come up on me last night 😂🙃

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

cinema x good enough

[dev ⚡️ @devcaarimckayla]

TW this is so scary and disgusting.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Margaret Atwood

He thought he could stalk her straight.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

When we're raised in dysfunctional homes, chaos is a normal state. Our body becomes dependent on the consistent release of adrenaline and cortisol.

Without the stimulation of chaos we feel: bored, irritable, or numb. Here why...

A THREAD🧵:

[LILBUST🦚🦋 @lillbust]

THIS.

[fatima⁷ @fatimasvogue]

denormalize the grind and start normalizing whatever this is

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i come over and be weird at your house

[dev ⚡️ @devcaarimckayla]

@dscocnt best song ever

[Dan Mahboubian Rosen @thedanrosen]

People wonder why Jews are neurotic. It’s because the chill ones didn’t make it. Every Jew you meet is the descendent of a Jew 200 years ago who was like “yo, the vibes are off. Let’s get on a boat.”

[trash jones @jzux]

phone: your screen time was down 15% last week

me: let’s gooooo

phone: for an average of 7 hours and 20 minutes

me: fuck

[dev ⚡️ @devcaarimckayla]

@selfcarecanvas This book saved my life. Highly recommend!!

[Emma Pope @emmerpope]

Greeting humans vs their dogs

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Hey just as a PSA now that September is starting to wind down

⚠️NOW is the time to start making adjustments to your music listening habits so you don’t look like an absolute loser when the Spotify Wrapped comes out in a few months⚠️

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Is this some sort of sick joke?? WHAT ELSE DO I NOT KNOW

[PolarJohan @PolarJohan15]

The next time you're incline to believe anything that any police officer says ever, ESPECIALLY press releases or social media posts, remember:

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

If I make my uterus an LLC will republicans stay out of my private business

[Han @lallypop_21]

wtf did we all just watch
#HouseoftheDragon #hotd

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

told my mum that men have a 24h hormonal cycle like the sun & women have a 28 day cycle like the moon & that this whole modern matrix is woven around men & that women are not meant to work throughout the month like men & she told me that i'd come up with anything to be lazy?!

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

The ADHD urge to buy a thing, watch all the videos about the thing, religiously track shipping until the thing arrives, excitedly open the shipping box to get to the thing, and then place the thing somewhere random and forget about it for 6-60 months.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Just learned that baby elephants suck their trunks for comfort, just like baby humans suck their thumbs. Everyone look at this