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[Devdeve @Devdeve1]

@witchwounds @HobbitMaxC

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Empyrian @empyriangaming]

I was under the impression that this happened in the 1700s.

[JT @jiratickets]

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

[turbomander @turbomander]

the other day I overheard my apprentice ask, can a wizard borrow a spell slot? and my first thought wasn’t “oh my god, he’s calling himself a wizard”, it was now how is a wizard gonna borrow a slot - wizard, is you gonna give it back?

[rune sword @runesword1]

the first halfling i see after finding a scroll of scorching ray

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Disco @Sp33dboatRandy]

mein arzt nach der prostata untersuchung weil ich so unglaublich #tight bin

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

[Deezer @buycapes]

saying retard feels so much better when you dont have some retard pretending its a slur

[𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝 @P0lyblank]

i need to kill myself fucking immediately man holy shit

[♰ @reeceollld]

i bet these ones are actually good for you, look how stoked that horse is

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Babe wake up a new women can’t drive chart just dropped

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

The bartender sells me their poison (12 beers) and denies me their cure (a 13th beer)

[yuki @tailsthefoxfan]

we all have that one homie who we lowkey want to hunt and kill for sport

[cow @cowincrisis]

grass was mid today

[ali @probablyalissa]

Stop complaining about not having a valentine on Valentine’s Day. Some people aren’t Chinese on Chinese New Year.

[pauline @pau_wee_]

me greeting you in chinese in the year of the horse: neigh hao