hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈

full time computer whisperer || she/her

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

@Zipcar you won’t let me end my trip 🥲

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

I hope you had a mental break down and got bangs you dumb bitch

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

Waking up every day thinking “omg I can’t wait to tell everyone I got a job!” until I actually get a job

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

@matthew_foutz @Aaron_____Davis @wildtiktokss Jizona has a much better ring to it

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

Instagram feeds are like Halloween rn except everyone is wearing the same costume

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

maybe I’d have known I had ADHD sooner if I grew up on Netflix instead of a TV that took a break every 5-10 minutes

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

Convinced us gays summoned the fires that plague NYC because we kept calling it priDE MONth. We have too much power

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

lol at how I passed an interview bc I was wrong at first but when I tried to correct myself the interviewer said I was right to begin with so it counted

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

omg tears of the kingdom has ~contactless~ tower activation

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

at this point if you ask anything that isn't a basic graph search or working with hashes then you're just being a dick like we shouldn't even be doing "coding" interviews do you really think i worked as a SWE for almost 10 years without the ability to write code?

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

@vicki_langer Just don’t suddenly get bangs and you’ll be okay. We’ve got this 🥹

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

People with mental illness: “why didn’t dying my hair solve all my problems???”

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

@badgyalsashy @JamesBarnett421 @sdfor123 @Zipcar HOURS?!

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

@HarshaliBedmuth @Zipcar suffering with you, my friend

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

@ccourtanna @askalaskaa @Zipcar same

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

@Zipcar I can't get into my car and I'm stuck where I am...if I can't use my reservation, I shouldn't have to pay for it

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

@askalaskaa @Zipcar me rn

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

amazon: are you ok? you've barely touched your shopping cart lately

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Concept: kitty fanny pack so that your favorite furry friend is automatically in your lap anytime you sit down

[hell nogrammer 🏳️‍🌈 @devdyke]

My entire life is thinking I’m the main character when in reality I’m that one random side character who drops their phone at That Moment ™️