DeveloperMemes

“Debugging” is like being the detective in a crime drama where you are also the murderer

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I’m looking at you iText

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Got into this today trying to do some hough line transforms on some PDFs... @dotnet @dotnetfdn #2.0IsTheNewBeta

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My dear friend of 14+ years, Scotchie Scotch Scotch IV, is 50/50 writing these with me. #DrunkTweets

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I’m talking to you Excel lovers... @OracleApex #ShouldBeAnApp

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When those interns who never learned any java script aside from TypeScript come along... #CloseToTheDOM

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I’m a flagrant offender when it comes to commenting after the fact. #IDidntWriteThatOhWaitYeaIDid

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Those quiet weekends really mess with your head. #DevOps #IAmTheMonitor

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Seriously, network guys love their #PowerShell

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Then you got the guy that denies it because you misspelled a word in a variable. #FormerCSTeachingAssitant

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@UnlixGhost

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They're always of the hard-to-find-easy-to-fix variety. #TheWebsiteIsDown. What's the worst bug you ever see come out if a release and how did you fix it? Use #TheWebsiteIsDown

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I know I’m more than qualified and heavily experienced, but not having that BS in CS is the heart of my inferiority complex.

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@CrossbowROoF Nothing like a feature with over 50 scripts and you’re just missing one...

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My edmx is all out of wack. #EntityFramework #ORM

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Fingers crossed, Hopefully it doesn’t explode tomorrow...

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I don’t think I’ve used that tag since Netscape Navigator was around...

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Interviewing a developer with education and skills I don't have... I'm all like

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When the CEO asks how things are going...

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I just realized I misspelled consummate. Please forgive me.

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Everyone loves to be the overachiever. #BurndownChart #agile #Scrum

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"I want to write Apps."