just a developer’s girl

Joining the Twitterverse to share all the ridiculous shit I learn from dating a guy in tech 🤓

she/her

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

Come on @lyft. Are you serious? There is no one at this airport right now.

Driver ended up canceling after 25 minutes. This was after my first driver canceled while I waited at pickup for 20 minutes. He kept saying he would leave soon. Wasted almost an hour of my work day!

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

@united sent! thanks!

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

@kevinrwhitley Rude.

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

@duolingo Help! My app keeps crashing, so I can’t start a lesson. What do I do?! Gotta keep that streak!!!

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

Today I received an email from a recruiter suggesting a perfect opportunity for me. The job? A lower rank at my current firm. 😂😂😂 Someone didn’t do their homework…

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

This week, I was walking by the dryer when it completed its cycle. Your girl went into the laundry room and folded/hung every item of clothing right then and there. Zero refresh cycles needed. Am I a hero? No, I wouldn't go that far. But close.

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

Look what my husband built!

If you’re in the market for a cool serverless router, I got you covered!

Apparently the docs are *chef’s kiss*

[Kevin Whitley @kevinrwhitley]

Can your #serverless #router do this?

...in 1 kilobyte?

Introducing #ittyrouter v5: the batteries-included version :)

[Kevin Whitley @kevinrwhitley]

And here's the @bunjavascript version:

Our router passes through any foreign props to the final router, so you can export directly in various runtimes.

[Kevin Whitley @kevinrwhitley]

Internet Fact:
Never release important news on a Friday.

@ittydev:
We're dropping #ittyrouter v5 tomorrow. It's a Friday.

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

@pushmatrix @kevinrwhitley

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

anyone else have that problem where you dick around all day and then at 5:00 p.m., you start doing your actual work? why are we like this?!

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

Seriously, @duolingo!? Just give me this one!

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

Wanted to see what my @Verizon plan includes. So I clicked on my "plan features" link in my account. These are my features: Thanks. Very helpful...

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

really bummed about @mint shutting down. I find @creditkarma infinitely less helpful, and way more choked with ads. Anyone have alternative recommendations?

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

@buitengebieden poor sweet pup

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

@IroncladDev 7

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

@daboigbae I have no idea what this says, but my programming husband would probably be a "no" due to the use of semicolons.

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

@kevinrwhitley i have no business voting in this poll. should i do it anyway?

[just a developer’s girl @developersgirl]

Discussion of why my husband will not let me have a #mandolin: "It's like a motorcycle. It's not a matter of if, but when."