Deven Boyce

writer, actor, poor. Maybe someday you will watch something I’ve written, although it’s more likely you will eat food I’ve delivered.

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@MichaelRyanRuiz @FredNolan4507 Do it in the playoffs

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@bishopfromjewse @Lj_era8 @coachkush00 Soooooooooo the 3000 yard season, is that when he won MVP? lol

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@Lj_era8 @coachkush00 Stop ragging on this man for taking care of a knee injury. Look at what happened to RG3 in Washington. Ya’ll can talk when u become NFL MVP I watched this man hurtle Syracuse Orange players in college. Get paid Lamar!

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@LeBatardShow Donald Trump getting arrested

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@MichaelRyanRuiz Ya but he totally ruined the surprise!

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@rich_alfonso Thats me running to the toilet after downing a taco bell cravings box

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@barstoolsports Jordan bought the team for like 100 mil and will sell for like 6 billion. Believe me, he fucking won.

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@obj Sorry bro I said it…

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@rachelbonnetta Creepy joke alert Creepy joke Alert. “Your stud finder def is not workin right lol, cuz it didn’t find me.”

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@FightHaven The white guy at the end comes in and is like “oh fuck no” and leaves lol

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@chrisdcomedy You look like every kid in the 90’s with a bowl cut

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@KevOnStage He forgot to teach him to say “stop resisting stop resisting!” While firing indiscriminately.

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@RGIII @49ers @brockpurdy13 Me after I snort a line of that gooooooood ish

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@MichaelRyanRuiz God damn why do I live in New York

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@FightHaven Set up

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@AdamSchefter Yawn. Who eagles got next?

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@barstoolsports Did she also not tell anyone shes related to casper the friendly ghost? #whiterthanme

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@10DayTony I mean must have sucked in the moment but that shit was hilarious!

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@PFF In a park playing hopscotch.

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@joshuaneall Bout 20 min ago at the strip club. It was short term tho