Dave Evers

Just a guy and a Dad. Likes C#. Earning followers the old-fashioned way: tweeting something worth the read. Rode the Octopus, and Trump’s 757 before he did.

[Dave Evers @devers6]

What happens when you trade a God who never answered
for one that always answers?

[Dave Evers @devers6]

I am absolutely blown away by the quality of music from Suno, when you give it just a bit to work with. I made this as a valentine to my wife, recording the intro on a cheap Casio keyboard. Suno took it from there:

https://t.co/IKtLoTiO0Y

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@eBayForBusiness I am a victim of a 'Same Zip Code' tracking scam on Order # 15-13998-80452. Your automated system is blocking my claim. Can you please open your DMs so I can send details?

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@Only9built Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@historyrock_ And yet this is missing Rachel Fury. I cannot hear a Pink Floyd song and not see her. Legend.

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@BDSoCal @NohaAboelataMD Remember, in the next pandemic the stupid people die first

[Dave Evers @devers6]

Hey @FedExHelp

I have been trying to sign up for Delivery Manager for days. I get to the point where it says it is sending a code to my phone, but it never sends the code. Most times it says “System unavailable. Try again later.” I wait, but it still happens. What gives?

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@AVindman I believe you were, and still are, a hero. Elon should look up Sadegh Ghotbzadeh - I suspect the same fate is waiting for him.

[Dave Evers @devers6]

Hey @TMobile

I have been without power for 4 days in the Seattle area. No internet except by tether. Now I get a message saying I’m throttled until 12/2.

Not a great look. Who can I talk to?

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@RpsAgainstTrump 80’s hair on an 80 year old is just wrong.

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@libbage55 Trump cannot revoke their license because they have no license. Only over-the-air broadcast stations have licenses. Cable networks do not use the public airwaves.

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@RockNRoLL_85 Whatever it is, it is my favorite song now.

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@crystal_twts “You’re an at-will employer, right? That means that you’re free to eliminate my job at any time, for any reason. That also means that I can leave this job at any time, for any reason. Now, if you’d like to discuss a contract…”

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@jimstewartson It will not be state tv, it will be X. Trump’s ego and net worth cannot withstand the ups and downs of the stock price of $DJT, so Elon will merge it with X; locking in Trump’s money and effectively making him Elon’s slave. It appears the price of the American gov’t is ~$100B.

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@TristanSnell Not a breakup - an acquisition. Trump’s ego (and net worth) cannot withstand the ups and downs of $DJT. Elon will merge $DJT with X, owning both it and Trump. We now know that ~ $100B is the price of a presidency.

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@PrezLives2022 You forget: Trump still has $DJT to deal with. His ego and net worth cannot withstand the ups and downs of the stock price. Elon will merge $DJT into X, thereby owning Trump. Co-nothing.

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@RpsAgainstTrump @ektaka No, it’s “How high, and may I give you a blowjob on the way back down?”

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@EmilyMason1192 Trump’s ego and net worth cannot withstand the ups and downs of $DJT. Elon will merge it into X, locking in Trump’s money (so he owes him big time). Congratulations! We just elected Elon!

[Dave Evers @devers6]

@Malone_Wealth Trump’s net worth cannot continue to be dependent on the ups and downs of $DJT (nor can his ego). Watch Elon come to the rescue by acquiring $DJT, locking in Trump’s money.

So, we really just elected Elon.

[Dave Evers @devers6]

Let me predict this right now:

Donald Trump’s net worth cannot withstand the ups and downs of $DJT; nor can his ego. Elon will come to the rescue and acquire $DJT to lock in Trump’s money.

So, we really just elected Elon.