devesh dixit

Comedian

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Kucch bolunga toh sanvaad ho jaayega

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Har weekend baahar khaa ke paise waste karte hain aaj main ghar pe banaaungi bol ke 4 hazaar ke ingredients manga liye aur 1.5 hazaar ka cheeni mitti ka donga tod diya

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Doston,
na koi manzil hai na koi saathi hai
Nikal bhi nahi raha hu ghar se
Kisi ki talaash nahi hai
Ghar hi sathi hai, ghar hi manzil hai
HIT IT

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Mera therapist har session mein mere wallet se paise nikaal leta hai aur doctor patient confidentiality ki wajah se main kisi ko bata bhi nahi paa raha

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Me- paise pata nahi kahaan ud jaate hain

Also me- didi aaj makke di roti avocado da saag bana do

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4 din naa milo isse toh ulte seedhe thread likhne lagta hai bsdka

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Idhar aishwarya ke divorce ki khabar udi udhar vivek bhai ne PR karni shuru kar di ki 1200 crore hain unke paas 😄

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Baaki log boliyaan lagaate reh jaayenge RCB saare paise SIP mein daal ke 20 saal baad IPL khareed legi 🫡

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Air India aur vistara ne mil ke saabit kar diya ki koshish ki jaaye toh ek aur ek gyaarah ki jagah shoonya bhi ho sakta hai 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Reel dekhna band karke movie start karne ke liye jitna push mujhe khud ko karna padta hai, kaam karna shuru karne ke liye toh bijli ke jhatke hi chahiye honge ab mujhe

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Bhaiyya ye bazball wapas le lo mummy mana kar rahi hain

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Ab toh lagta hai galat raaste pe hi chal lu kam se kam chalu toh sahi

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Mumbai mein ghar khareedna hai broker bol raha hai thoda aur budget badha lo ek jeher ki pudiya aa jaayegi

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Its not easy to make a 5500 crore company from scratch, which is why i never tried to do it. Follow me to know less

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Haan jadeja aao fir se interesting banaao match ko short pitch daal daal ke

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Rakh lo kohinoor doston aur bhi kucch chahiye ho bata dena 🙂

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Itte kharaab log bhi nahi hain angrej yaar chalo kar liya raaj 100-200 saal out bhi toh ho rahe hain fatafat ❤️

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Ye hum log aakhri ke 5 over test match ki tarah khel kar kisko shraddhanjali dete hain?

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2 chauke maar ke jadeja ko pyaas lag gayi

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Modi ji bumrah ko deputy pm bana do