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[dev @devforman]

Hobbies include using too much data and liking my own finsta posts on both accounts👯

[dev @devforman]

@notmadimarie Tried all the over the counter. Best help is going to an IV lounge. Fluids, magnesium, toradol, zofran and hangover is completely gone.

[Gene Valaitis @genevalaitis]

Pay as much attention to 25 year old Abby Zwerner as we did to Damar Hamlin after his heart stopped on Monday night. Abby, from Virginia, is a first grade teacher shot by a 6-year-old student in her classroom. She's in critical condition. You read it right. Shot by a 6 year old.

[Lewin | Wealth Pill 💊 @Wealth_Pill]

Cheat codes about life I know at 35 I wish I knew at 20:

[rudy @notrelevant1999]

my DMs aren’t open.

unless you’re blue collar, with a drinking problem, a $100k truck, and a heeler

[• 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚢 • @CourtneyRutled]

I refuse to go anywhere I’m not invited. I just think that “you’re always invited” is such an empty gesture & I’d never invite myself. If you wanted me there you’d invite me, simple as that.

[Haley Hamm @Southern_Sass2]

What I’d give to be on a boat in a bikini and blaring country music rn summertime blues are reallll😩

[brandi @brandinicc]

I just wanna meet a cowboy and move in the middle of no where and raise babies

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

🧠: i’m anxious

me: why

🧠: it’s a secret ;)

[gay_as_eq @daily_gaily]

Can we please talk about how beautiful and functional French bulldogs can actually be?!?

[UCF Football @UCF_Football]

Finished where it all began 🤙🤙

[dev @devforman]

Purdue vs Tennessee rn…. Probably some of the wildest 5 mins of football I’ve seen

[Dylldo @DSilly_]

Girls are bullies.

[dev @devforman]

Yup this is an exact convo I want to have in the future

[Sarah Pfenninger @sarahpfenn]

So, you wanna marry a cowboy 😅

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Pretty weirded out thinking that some
of my guy friends might have jerked off
to me but also offended
if they haven't

[Groom's Secrets @GroomSecrets]

Petition for horse shows to have a fully padded, sound proofed stall that grooms can go in to scream

[linear equation👩🏼‍🚀 @LinneaJuliet]

jealous of people who get to be with their fam for thanksgiving// those about to endure thanksgiving eve in warwick