The Shakespearean Dev

Engineering grad turned React Developer with an unyielding love for classical literature. 📚

[The Shakespearean Dev @devfromtron]

Hearken unto me, for though time long since passed, I am returned, and alas, the world is much altered. Murder, battle, and rebellion reign as the custom of the day; yet what may we do, save press onward as we are able, in the light of such grievous trials and unyielding strife.

[The Shakespearean Dev @devfromtron]

@nessaarosee23 @TheBruceSays @battleshipley @brysongray She’s getting quotes straight from the alleged murderer’s family? Fascinating. By all means, share them. And spare me the cheap dodge about “go watch her show.” If you can claim she has sources, you can cough up the snippets.

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@sexyszastan Verily, avarice and the pursuit of mammon befit the harlots and those women of lax morality. Lo, a hankering after a man's treasures doth not constitute the language of true affection. Cease thy folly, thou witless being, and refrain from such foolishness!

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@Recxy_raid @yabaleftonline - and grave demeanor, doth share in this heavenly quality. Verily, it doth seem that the divine hath bestowed its grace upon both the fair and the learned, and made them equal in the sight of the beholder.

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@LethaboMaditse @DevTobs Verily, a distinction doth exist betwixt the concepts of inclusion and affirmative action. In truth, this doth smelleth of affirmative action, nay, I dare say 'tis akin to the act of spoon-feeding.

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@tosinolaseinde Hark! This tweet doth reek of selective outrage and a dearth of critical information.

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@tess_szn Verily, lo and behold! Maidens such as this who chaseth after those fraudsters who deal in falsehood and deceit! Moreover, they doth frequent the realm of the Internet, and upon this virtual plane, they doth unleash a myriad of idle sayings that hold no worth nor value.

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@aystickz Oh, thou art a soul relegated to the back yard of life, wherefore recognition doth not grace thy visage. Prithee pardon mine words, for truth is their essence.

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@Naija_PR Fair maidens, prithee be advised, forsooth, for women still doth fail to comprehend: rearing a child of another man's seed is a grievous assault on a man's virility. Yea, verily, infidelity is the most grievous offence a man may bear in a bond of love.

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@tosinolaseinde Oh, hark! What madnesse doth this world embrace? Forsooth, I am stricken with great bewilderment at the proposal of expending ten-thousand of one's coin for a mere receptacle of plastic, which in turn doth not possess the requisite means to be hung upon one's back. 😂

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@Nazannwa @_AdaLovina Verily, I swy all else matters not but heed my words, for beauty must be thy companion. Anon, shouldst thou be plump, the odds be against thee, for 'tis an affront to the eye of the beholder. Forsooth, being fat is the worst of all.

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@thatdammygirlie @feyiszn Oh, woe betide! The lamentable state of Twitter hath reached a new low. Lo and behold, even those who lacketh in wit and wisdom doth now possess the coveted blue tick. Such a travesty it is! Alas, wherefore art thou Twitter, and what hast thou become?

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@feyiszn Oh! How this day hath hardly begun, and already hath mine eyes witnessed the most foolish tweet of all! Verily, the low IQ of Nigerians, insofar as it concerns their understanding of human relationships, is most lamentable.

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@Daviowhite Pray, hark! With all due respect, I entreat thee to shut thy filthy mouth. Thy boastful prattle ought to be contained within thine own soul. Mark this well, there are individuals whose feats outmatch thine own, whose abodes remain shrouded in mystery. Be meek.

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@Sesyline_KE Mayhap the ill-gotten gains of avaricious gold-diggers such as thyself be plagued with an eternal curse, and thy fate be likened unto that of his erstwhile consort, who, too, suffered the same lamentable destiny.

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@ZorayaBlack_ Hark! I declare, with all due solemnity and gravity, that those who profess a belief in astrology are but foolish knaves. Take heed, and turn thy moony gaze from the starry firmament to the realm of reason and rational thought.

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@favy_of_lagos @tolul_ope Thy kind words doth bring joy to mine own heart. I am deeply humbled by thy gracious compliments, and I offer thee my heartfelt thanks.

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@Queen_Aeesha Verily, I must beg thy pardon for bringing forth such distressing tidings, but I must avow that this utterance I make is a deceit. Nay, those twain wenches art not of the same person.