Devian Carter

Bishop Sycamore 22'

[Devian Carter @deviancarter]

Playing jackbox with your family is like ohtani in little league but instead of hitting dingers im getting quiplashes

[Micha @ElMichalito]

“Nahhh no voy a mirar Canada vs Qatar, seguro va a ser aburridisimo”

Canada vs Qatar

[Devian Carter @deviancarter]

@johnissoback That's what its all about 🔥🔥🔥

[Devian Carter @deviancarter]

When i hang mate in 1 like a chud

[Devian Carter @deviancarter]

@johnissoback Only a matter of time before we can own property in this beautiful province Kappa!

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Devian Carter @deviancarter]

How i feel doing puzzles during down time at work on the chrome browser

[brian @brianonhere]

fragment of journal entry found in abandoned bunker level of video game

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"Your generation is so poor because you spend money buying food and-"

[Devian Carter @deviancarter]

How i feel pulling up to work with a ham and cheese sandwich in my lunchbox

[annie @soychotic]

Ladies I’m generating fake microbiome reports to put on your hinge profile $10 a pop . Recommending 98 percentile for believability

[Isaac CB @AzaelOfficial]

The Lakers are looking really good with LeBron as the #1 option.

They just need to improve their defense a little and they could be championship contenders. They have a wealth of offensive weapons, so maybe trade one for a top defender... Maybe Luka for a DPOY level guy like AD?

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

[Devian Carter @deviancarter]

Ripping straight ass at my desk right as my supervisor comes up behind me to look over my shoulder

[Devian Carter @deviancarter]

Playing https://t.co/cn2IJ2QOGg while my stupid foid wife read the plan b side effects

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Gen Z niggas getting drafted to fight alongside Israel

[Røse Elain 『 𝙳𝙻𝚂 』 🖤 @Lowresrose]

just the males huh? #HandMeTheEstrogen

[🦦Wild New York🐺 @wildnewyorkshow]

She will. She will if I sing good.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

the second best feeling in the whole world is when a girl runs her fingers through your hair. the best feeling is definitely besting a foe in a test of swordsmanship. he was careless, a lunge too far, an opening for my blade. you were formidable but never stood a chance

[Devian Carter @deviancarter]

@jiratickets @johnissoback