Ian

I am a computer whisperer.

[Joan Cornellà @sirjoancornella]

#HappyFathersDay

[Hurricane Labs @hurricanelabs]

If you've ever used Splunk's #AppInspect Tool to vet your apps, our tutorial about CLI Wrapper for Splunk AppInspect might be useful for you! https://t.co/TuENe5UrMZ

P.S. Check out Making Your Splunk App Look Sweet With SUIT with @deviansg at #splunkconf22! #splunkdev @splunk

[Clive Thompson @pomeranian99]

I interviewed over 200 software developers for my book "Coders"

What's the one trait they generally all shared?

An ability to tolerate epic, constant, grinding, Sisphyean frustration

Even more important than "being logical", really

My essay on this: https://t.co/ajt31qWxmr

[Ian @deviansg]

Lastly, if anyone from the @splunk community uses these tools we'd love some feedback! We're always looking for ways to improve.

[Ian @deviansg]

At @hurricanelabs we've rolled out two new @splunk AppInspect related items this week! Check out the blog post here: https://t.co/jt5c8E4QWO or read below for more info...

[Ian @deviansg]

The second item is a brand new @splunk AppInspect CLI tool (https://t.co/Ud6AluuId6) we built using @rustlang. It allows you to easily use the AppInspect API from the command line.

[Splunk Dev @splunkdev]

Another way you can easily run your app through AppInspect is with the AppInspect app from @hurricanelabs https://t.co/NKgR4mpms8

[𝕂ℝ𝕀𝕊𝕋𝕀𝔸ℕ 𝕆𝔻𝕃𝔸ℕ𝔻 @kreshjun]

Camera shutter speed synced to helicopter`s rotor.

[Splunk @splunk]

Polling data from third-party APIs is now easier than ever with the Add-on Builder 2.1.0: https://t.co/4LTyqdXWTX

[Ian @deviansg]

I propose an ALS research tax on all NFL tickets and merchandise. Only fair since some of these guys are literally playing their lives away.

[Ian @deviansg]

Millions voted illegally, eh? It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

[Ian @deviansg]

We are living in the era of Dunning-Kruger.

[Ian @deviansg]

If you're having a bad day, remember that someone might have just woken up from a two year coma – they're having a REAL bad day.

[Ian @deviansg]

The continents move at the same rate that your fingernails grow in a year. Something about GEOINT and nail clipper manufacturing collusion.

[Ian @deviansg]

If you're gonna remake Back to the Future II – now is the time. Michael J. Fox as future Marty and his son plays current day Marty! Do it!

[Ian @deviansg]

NOT MY GARBAGE.

Seriously, I'm too lazy to pick up that candy wrapper that I did not drop.

[Ian @deviansg]

Predictive analytics just got punched in the face, dragged through the street and set on fire by this election.

[Ian @deviansg]

What is predictive analytics? Look for some big spike or dip in a line graph. This probably means something will happen in the future.

[Ian @deviansg]

Ew, Soylent always reminded me of 'The Stuff' movie.