Okay yall- I officially quit my last job and am starting somewhere new where Iβll have more time to do what I want at home :) so hopefully Iβll be back soon (I know i keep saying thatβ life is hard yall ππ)
People saying sex work is βselling your bodyβ really rubs me the wrong way. No one is buying my body - theyβre paying for my time, attention and services. I retain my autonomy and donβt relinquish control of my own body
I love how women are slowly phasing out the βbraβ. No one knows their bra size anymore, weβre all wearing sports bras, bralettes or going braless and itβs amazing.
Iβm starting to realize itβs almost easier for me to do βweirdβ sex positions rather than the more βnormalβ ones because my hips are messed upπ
Cowgirl/ reverse cowgirl? Nahhβ feels like a knife is in my hip..
Damn near in the splits and bent however?β sure! π€ͺπ
Iβm pretty sure I filmed something recently and was so tired and out of it at the time that I threw it in my hidden folder and forgot about it ππ π so I guess thereβs that I can edit eventually π«
I was on a train and a pregnant woman was asking for a seat. I offered mine, but she said she couldnβt sit there because it was in the center and she was already feeling nauseous and suffocated. So she asked a guy at the corner. He said, βYou can sit on my lap.β Before anyone could react, a grandma behind him tapped his shoulder and said, βThen Iβll sit on YOUR lap.β She sat on his lap, the pregnant woman took the grandmaβs seat, and the entire train witnessed instant justice delivered by a 70-year-old legend.
when teenage girls have crushes on you itβs your job as an adult male to ignore it and treat her like your little sister regardless of how old she looks. these ladies will grow up and be eternally grateful that you didnβt take advantage of their naivety
The amount of time Iβve sold a sex toy and tried to suggest any sort of necessary accessories to go with said item only to be looked at like I have 3 heads and am the idiot π«₯οΏ½οΏ½
If youβre too embarrassed to buy it and take care of it properly, just by it online and save yourself the βembarrassmentβ :/
Like.. enjoy your moldy fleshlights I guess :/